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christian71

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  1. My pup is the the one with a bit of white on its chest http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/149625-for-sale/page__p__1512972__fromsearch__1#entry1512972
  2. Will get some up cant seem to work that photo bucket will get someone to help me shes making a nice bitch
  3. Ive not had terriers for a few years 1 i lost 1 got run over last 1 died of old age.So never done any terrier work for a while.I joined this fourm earlier this year and realised how much i missed the terriers.I got a black bicth pup of penno off here she will be 9 months next week. Anyway yesterday i went and had a walk along a river just to have a look where i use to go ratting in the 1st 20ft the bitchs nose was in a rat hole digging 4 rats bolted 2 in the water and 2 along the bank she new the had gone and stopped digging. Further on nose in another hole and digging one bolted quick.I walke
  4. Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says, "Sorry love the smell"s too bad down there - I can"t carry on." "That"ll be my arthritis," she says. "What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their fanny before." "No," she says, "It"s in my arms and hands... I can"t wipe me arse
  5. Do i get a prize tb? yes mate i will give you head with out the jhonny this time :kiss: Look at other post above
  6. Do i get a prize tb? Can guess what this will be... If there is i will donate it to labtastic
  7. WAlked out of a job i worked for a fella for 17 years and rented a house of him for 10 years i had one job to do of my own done this job got another one off it never advertised and never not had a job to got a morgage that was 8 years ago best thing i ever did
  8. She give people advise on what to eat look at the state of her fu(king freak And whats that fu(king hump on her back
  9. Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
  10. Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
  11. A carrot..... Whats brown and sticky....? a stick whats pink and fluffy ? PINK FLUFF Q What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPadV454NZI
  13. Always remember that no matter how bad you are, you're not totally useless. You can still be used as a bad example.

  14. We dont know the situation there in
  15. ASk around local very popular around the north east and rollers are the best performing birds in the world just watch the hawks
  16. christian71

    JOKES

    •There was 3 moms... 1 was brunette, 1 was a redhead and the other was a blonde. The redhead mom walks into her daughters room and finds a cigarette. She says "I didn't know my daughter smoked." The brunette walks into her daughters room and found a beer can. She say "I didn't know my daughter drank." The blonde walks into her daughters room and finds a condom. She says "I didn't know my daughter had a dick"
  17. Is that cos youve only got one leg lol
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