bush wacker

A STARVING ASYLUM SEEKER IS GREETED AT DOVER BY A GOOD FAIRY WHO GRANTS HIM 3 WISHES. ASYLUM SEEKER SAYS "i'm hungry" (POW) A HUGE BANQUET APPEARS! HE THEN SAYS "now i want a nice house" (POW) A BIG MANSION WITH A SWIMMING POOL APPEARS" HE THEN SAYS "i want to be British" (POW) EVERYTHING VANISHES! HE ASKS "where has everything gone" THE FAIRY SAYS "YOU'RE BRITISH NOW MATE, YOU'RE ENTITLED TO f**k ALL !!!!!!