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mickmck

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  1. I never realised lab was a girl! everyones bitch :laugh: they call him flora up in fife coz he spreads his butt cheeks so often
  2. oh do me a favour graham !!, your in it up to your neck mate :laugh: your in deeper shit than a puffs prick :laugh:
  3. do they take them as pups and train them ??
  4. oh !! i forgot abut you , ya shit stirrer
  5. sofa is calling again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    1. MoChara

      MoChara

      sleep tight- dont let the missus bite lol

    2. mickmck

      mickmck

      shes at work where she belongs

    3. STAFFY poacher
  6. Cant believe i wasn't on this morning to see this thread coming up...................................pmsl... :laugh: i wondered how long it would be before you stuck yer nose in Yer getting off lightly......wait till Paulus puts up the picture of you. That picture has 2 meanings........1 is the burns that Hogweed can do when the sap touches the skin and the other is the damage over eating can do to skin....... you keep downing the calzone pizza and you will find out ya skinny fat cnut
  7. what happened to lab getting banned , last time i looked at the poll it was obvious he was on his way ?? dont get me wrong i dont mind him , but he allways seems to be involved in most dodgy posts , same old names keep poping up , lab , paulus , graham , plastik jock , malt , stabba , christian. i mean ffs you cant put a post up on here without getting pulled to bits , surley some one has to be held responsable [lab] a public floggin thats what the ginga c**t needs
  8. Cant believe i wasn't on this morning to see this thread coming up...................................pmsl... :laugh: i wondered how long it would be before you stuck yer nose in
  9. yes gem !!!!! very nasty stuff . i strimmed a big banking off in the scorchin sun , so took me top off and got badley burned with it , they rekon that it can blister again in sun light for up to 5 years , so you must very be carefull !!!!!!!!!!!!! im sure one of the piss takers on here will put a picture of my finely tuned burnt body up for all to see :laugh:
  10. found a good few couples out shaggin while out wi the lamp :icon_eek: the look on there faces :laugh:
  11. ha !! listen to mr lover lover :laugh:
  12. boooooring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      Soooooooo immmmmmm iiiiiiiiiiii

    2. mickmck

      mickmck

      i need to get back to work toma

    3. tomano1

      tomano1

      I've done it mate it's fecking killing is but good job I've got a lad how body builds 27 fit as f..k and does the most me like that ye baby ye :)

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  13. I think reading stuff is far better at hotting things up than say looking at a pic of a big long cock like a lump of liverwurst kay !!!!! im shocked i thought you were a sweet little baking woman
  14. roll a load before you go out
  15. lab ill send you a pouch if things are that bad
  16. i broke down once on saddleworth moor at 1 o clock in the morning, f*****g eary place
  17. i think a painfull death would be too good for that c**t ,
  18. the sauce man is kicking off again
  19. our lass has just stated it , no wonder shes been f****n quiet hasnt made her horny tho , or maybe my farting and picking me arse has put her off :laugh:
  20. by the looks of the pic you be in for a threesum in the shower block ...you would`nt drop your soap in front of that fecking pair i would put me pp9 in me pillow case and let the c**t have it :laugh:
  21. bit like when your smoking the last dregs of dust and the wind blows it away ... been a while since i smoked the dregs mate lol every last bit comes out my tin ... ya tight b stard , no wonder you got plenty poke
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