Charging through the snow on my V8 sledge,crashing into tree's cos im off me f*****g head,been smoking billy too,a dozen beers or more,im heading to the red light district to get myself a whore! Oh... jingle bells,jingle bells santas smoking weed,miss's clause is on the floor shes over dozed on speed,blitzen's f****d,the elves are too they're peacking off their heads,and if rudolf snorts another line, the prick will end up dead!
MERRY CHRISTMAS