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Wxm

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  1. I've pulled a lass with offering her a brew and biscuit lol Used to do house clearence and what ever wasn't worth a great amount we used to do the local Carboot sale, anyway there was a burger van and the owners daughter used to help out very nice, for a lads that works on a burger van. Majority I've seen look like they've eaten the profits and bathed in chip fat Anyways after a couple of times we exchange numbers and ended up her coming to my place with her mate (the sort you expected to work at a burger van) and she didn't turn out to be the fun I thought :/ and it was left at that
  2. Not flash I know but For what you say you need it for this would probs suit your needs
  3. Sorry should have explained they're mine .. And no reserves priced to sell .. Got a Spares or repairs collar on there too lol
  4. Sorry just seen this, yes they are still available
  5. Few on eBay if anyone's interested http://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/291849049742
  6. If we were in a nightclub at the end of the night id go around ask every girl i seen and ask them do you want to come back to a party i always found one that said yes Did they have a look of fright on their face when you arrived at the house of the so called party with no party
  7. Ask her "Do you mind if I give you a kiss ..... On the lips ??" When she puckers up Say not them lips
  8. You: I hope your pussy has pet insurance Girl: whys that ?? You: because it's getting fcuking smashed tonight !
  9. All well and good but you haven't said what chap up lines you use ??
  10. Ive lost my teddy, will you sleep with me ??
  11. Is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven ??
  12. Walk up to a girl and ask her to spell "Me" Girl - M E You - you forgot the 'D' ! Girl - There's no 'D' in ME ! You - Not yet there isn't
  13. I had a simular prob with a mk1 I thought it needed a new depth gauge but turned out all it needed was new batteries all round ...
  14. FFS I only clicked on here to have a perv at a 22 yr old called Katie on the off chance she was fit
  15. They also do a cheaper lab for us mere porpers
  16. It's more than likely been asked a few times but what's the difference between the standard 8ft and the micro 8ft ? Thanks in advance
  17. How much? Cheers, D. Sure I seen it on eBay pal, didn't catch the end of it
  18. Wxm

    Pokemon Go.

    If I had to pick the red top would have it alllllllll day
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