DRING DRING....DRING DRING....DRING DRING...
**'Hello?'**
**'Hi Darling.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mummy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**'But Darling, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,**
**Right now.'**
Brief Pause.
**'Oh, okay then, this is what I want you to do..**
**Put th