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Black on black crime is a major problem they tell me ?
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That cat was black ?…..nobody told me that ! In that case, fair play to the bloke ! Lol
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He is a prick mate, of course he is but it’s not that big a deal.
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I’m down with all of that except the white trainers bit !…..blokes who ware black trainers drink cider by war memorials on weekdays ! Lol
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There’s no “purpose” to cramming 38,000 chickens in a shed other than to provide us with cheap food mate. Theres no “purpose” to dehorning cattle other than to make them easier to manage for us and at the slaughter house ! There’s no purpose to any of these things other than the ones we make up in our head or for cheapness and convenience ! Its not ok to give a tabby a kick up the arse but it is ok to abuse chickens if it saves us £8 ?……neither is ok really is it mate? ?
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I sort of get where Jukel is coming from, in the grand scheme of life it’s no biggie…..stupid, thoughtless, not very nice ? Yes…..but hardly crime of the century Probably the most stupid thing was filming it, ridiculous!…..but hey, you don’t get to play football because you are the cleverest bloke in the room, it’s just not a requirement ! But let’s be right here, is it any worse than 38,000 chickens crammed in a shed ?…..no Is it any worse than dehorning calf’s with a hot iron ?…..absolutely not, that’s f***ing terrible if anyone here has ever witnessed it. Snipping
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Ponce’s !…….those horrible fuckers who are always after a freebie out of anyone, even total strangers or “friends or family” that always phone you up on the borrow !…….normally starts with 3 minutes of absolute bollocks small talk before they get to the inevitable “Here, you wouldn’t happen to have…….” Which they know full well you have because they were round the week previous eyeballing it ! Buy your own kit you tight c**t !
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Absolutely none of them look like that……f**k me, there used to be one bird dropped her kids off at school and she had her pajamas on inside out and the wrong way round…..every f***ing day ! mess !
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In the dressing room before a game and someone starts telling everyone what a good team the opposition are etc etc ! Shut up you c**t ! In the dressing room after you just lost a game and some f***ing idiot says “Well done lads, unlucky”……that just used to send me over the edge ! What’s well done about it?….we didn’t want it enough you prize f***ing minge !
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The obviously out of his canister scruffy c**t who is shouting in A&E waiting areas because someone got sick of him and left him in tatters on the pavement outside a boozer somewhere, bleeding all over the show and frightening little kids and ordinary straight goers…….loath them oxygen thieves !
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Stretched so tight and so thin across their big sweaty crack that the fibres are actually coming apart and they may as well be naked !
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Mate, I kid you not, mine walked back in the house at 8am two weeks ago crying and said “I have just put the car in the front ditch” except it was said in an unintelligible Ron Burgundy lost Baxter type way and took me a look out the window to see the arse end of her Volkswagen poking out upright like stone henge from the river at the front of my house !! Went out to warm it up, leaned into start and didn’t check if it was in gear…..off it went down the drive, into the little field at the front and splash in the ditch ! What can you do……just shake your head, smile and phone
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“Rugby culture”!!…….piss off!, you work in accounts all week you fat prick and your boss is called Susan and she don’t look like she’s been f****d for 3 years !
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Old c**ts who “used to be on the Kray firm”……..cabbage ! 30 somethings in old London cafes ordering a “soy coffee and watermelon salad” while sporting a stupid little beard that looks like they won it out of a Christmas cracker ! When uni grads talk in that annoying Australian style inflection! People who say “like” 85,000 times in every conversation !
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Bus drivers who can’t drive a bus !
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The smell of African sweat ! People who try and get other people “into the spirit” of things……f**k off ! Hedge Mumpers ! Massive boxing glove jewellery…….£19.99 from Elizabeth Duke ! People who stink of filth for no honest reason ! Birds with half chat kids who don’t look like they have had a wash for 6 months !
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Patuli oil stench on people over 25 !
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Normally some speccy no mark who wouldn’t say boo to a goose ! Don’t even get me started on dogs, some of these people shouldn’t be allowed to own a gerbil !
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People who park 3mm from your drivers door in car parks because they can’t take two seconds to straiten the motor up ! People who are trying to drive a fiat panda into a parking space like it’s a super tanker instead of just backing in and having done with it ! The bloke who pays for all his shopping…….then whips out the syndicate lottery and 5 million tickets to check while we all stand there dying of old age ! The bloke who wants to hold a full scale enquiry because the bottle of cheap wine he just bought to go home and get pissed while he lays in his own filth
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Folks who complain about their bit of shit take away kebab the previous night like they think it should have been cooked by Marco Pierre White !…….you are eating total shit you two Bob prick, f**k off ! Coffee in Britain or Ireland ! Cyclists who think they are driving a chieftain tank instead of a 30lb push iron……die you f***ing idiot ! Traffic cozzers……what the f**k are they all about the Billy no mates dicks ? Bin men who won’t walk 3 yds to pick up a bag that wouldn’t fit in the right colour bin…….tossers ! Council workers at the local tip who t
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Pigeon English ! Clapping instead of a minute silence…..what the f**k is all that about ? Punters who want to tell you the value of your own stock…..f**k off out of my premises you clown ! Cafes cutting one cheap as f**k catering sausage into the thinnest slices ever to make a sandwich……your having that back you cheapskate Turk c**t ! People who take pictures of minor parking infringements on their phones and then plaster it all over a local page like they have blown a South American drug cartel !…….get run over you sad c**t ! f**k, I’m on a roll now ! Lol
