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    Ideation, I've got a freind who has actually got ADHD and he says he's never seen anything like it. Completely off her tits and she's never changed since a pup. The other day I was completely knackred after work so went for a stroll. I actually walked into the field up the road and sat down to just to chill. I let her off and for a whole hour she took herself for a walk. The joke was that I was up quite high and could actually see her go around 6-7 different fields on some sort of f****d up mission for the invisible phantom rabbit or whatever the shag she thinks is hiding in the grass.
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    Lads I could make a whole film of how stupid my dog is. Every outing is a new joke. A few days ago I was walking along with her, she turned to look at someone over the road, looked back and walked face first into a lamp post. I mean what chance have you got.
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    Na wilf all the other pups from the litter turned out spot on. Everyone else got good dogs and I picked the retard. I can only compare her to the dog version of lee Evans with attention deficit disorder on speed.
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    Dropping game, fanning around hedges like a fairy when there's f**k all there, barking at pigs in another field when there are shushys right behind her. Talk about a wind up merchant, what a complete joke.
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    Just thought I'd let everyone know how much of a useless retard my dog is. Can't catch for toffee, stands still when rabbits are running everywhere and it takes me 25 times to ask her to do something then she does it. She has ruined my life and I hate her. Thankyou and goodnight.
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    My bitch used to be like this. I started small like little wire fences and that then just went higher and higher. Mine will do quite a high gate now no probs. Sounds daft but you've got to climb over it aswell and show them how to do it. If you get them jumping always use a sound for it. I use a sharp "HUP" noise and that works well. It helps to get them exited to get over aswell so get a nice treat or a rabbit skin dummy then throw it over and shout HUP! Just remember that if it won't jump it maybe too high and they will only end up hurting theirself. Each to their own but this worked a
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    Haven't taken her in the day with another dog but on a night she will copy the other dog so maybe worth a go in the day.
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    She's over two year old now and hasn't got a problem on the lamp. As soon as she sees one at night she's off like a shot and she's seen plenty of stuff aswell. It's just in the day. Skycat has got it spot on. I do use trigger words aswell but she still makes no effort. Maybe like you said she's just clued up that If they are close to the edges she knows there's no point! Many thanks for the replies.
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    She just stands there in a trance like a stone statue. Once they start running she will chase but by then it's too late. Any advise on how to get her going please?
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    I think it looks dodgy to be honest. I want a full back done but this is the reason that I'm put off. There's only a handful of really good portrait artists about. If your happy then that's all there is to it.
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    Look, it's alright going on about beavers and wolverines and all that balls but there's no way I'm leaving the uk unless there's a skunk nearby. Goodluck to you mush, have a ball you crazy b*****d.
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    Isn't that what I just said?
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    Dear bogger, I am a dirty inbred smelly gypo. I can't help it it's just the way I am and I have a small problem. I like to drive around the streets in the day or night looking for anything that I can make money from. A few weeks ago it was copper and lead then it was manhole covers and now it's moved onto catalytic converters. These are just fads I go through but my main addiction is stealing gorgers lurchers. I just can't help myself. With no CCTV or alarm systems it's very easy and quick. Whilst the owners are playing hard Internet boys I just walk straight in. Some of the fat li
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    Maybe a relay or the lights dial knacred or the wiring to the lights has been chopped or rubbed through on the body and lost the connection. Try fordtransit.org in the technical section they are really good with anything transit. All the best with it mush.
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    And the winner of big brother 2011 is....... Paddy docherty! I said paddy docherty! PADDY DOCHERTY!!!! You have two minutes then I'm coming to get you, WITH A f*****g EVICTION! Unfortunately due to all the network cables and transformers being stolen we are unable to bring you any coverage tonight's programme.
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    Well didn't they have a tracker fitted to the car or any sort of downstairs alarm or driveway alarm bleep sensors or CCTV? I know you shouldn't have to but unfortunately you NEED to have them these days. A car like that will always be a target and they could of done more to prevent it happening. I mean Christ, if the twats will walk into your garden in the day and take barking dogs they will have a field day at night.
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    I'll join the game with my two then, Ffffffanks.
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    The horse shouldn't of been there and your dog should have been on the lead or stock broken so you are both to blame. I wouldn't go messing with their gry either as they won't take kindly to dinlo gorgers doing that. Nice to see all the divvy radges still spouting their usual shite about us, keep up the good work, it would be too easy without you!
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    I just read the last comment on YouTube and it simply says, He is f*****g disgusting. Some people are truly priceless.
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    Living in a static is hard and it's a complete joke in the winter. I did it for years, it's our way of life but I'm telling you now, unless it's got really thick insulation all over, double glazing and all pipes boarded in you may aswell Live in a tent in the winter. I have spent days trying to in freeze water and gas pipes just to get a bit of water. If you do it in the right spot in the right way with regs you should be ok but don't forget it only takes one NIMBY dinlo to complain and you can wave it goodbye. Traveller or gorger trying to set this up makes a lot of people jealous to se
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    Oh Christ don't bring up the skunk again! Yes it was me but didn't actually course it with my dog, I just coursed it myself on foot with a stick and a traffic cone! Hahaha!
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    I don't think you realize how good that first pic of the Lurcher on the wall is. I've downloaded it as my iPhone wallpaper and it's ace. I absolutely love it and thanks for such a kushty pic!
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    Go into the place instead as it's only 15 in the shop!
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    It's a kushty Pic and the terrier one is good aswell, just couldn't justify 15quid for a small cushion!
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    I was in debenhams the other day and saw some small pillows for sale. They were tweed effect with a black and white photo printed on them. One was of a vintage woman from years ago with 16 lurchers in a line infront of her and the other one was of some breed of vintage terrier. Just wondering if anyone knows of where to get these pics off the net or anything about the vintage pics mentioned. Fair play if anyone can find it, I will be well impressed! Here's a link to the pillow I just found http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10001_10001_329001044433CUSH
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