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  1. mistwalker
    Now, Baldie. Had that delivery guy been driving a Landie, chances are he wouldn't have had such a horrific accident, thanks to the legendary 4wd system on them :11: :11:
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    LOADS! (honest, guv :whistle: :ph34r: ) Lamper - don't wanna have dirty hands, just wanna be filthy rich :11: Roll up, roll up - bargains! bargains! much cheapness
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    Today I had my second interview for a sales job (first interview was yesterday), 1 1/2 hrs later the boss phoned and offered me the job . Needless to say, I'm over the bloody moon. For the last few months I've been sitting in peoples houses til after midnight 6 days a week , selling them bloody kitchens So, on Tuesday I start my new job with: an office , 9-5 (2 nights a week I'll work til and - most importantly - a company car . Selling...... wait for it........ drum roll ....... ta-daaaaaa Land Rovers and Range Rovers
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    Upsetting scene!! Gut Wrenching. A friend sent this photo of a horrible highway accident in Germany. The picture may be kind of hard to take for some of you. If you look closely you can see what appears to be some survivors of the accident still in the wreckage. Although the picture is quite graphic, it makes you realize how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us. Take a moment today and spend some time with those you love, and let this be a chilling reminder to all of you that life is just too short. http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/9965/horriblescene6uj.jpg
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    Oh, aye. cos a rabbit is just OVER THE BLOODY MOON when my dog sinks his teeth into it's heed! :11: :11: :realmad:
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    ...and then ya compare her to the model I shot today :whistle: Now, obviously girl 1 has invested SOME money in a PC, scanner, digicam etc. My Q is this: Wouldn't the money be better spent ON A FECKIN MIRROR?! :search:
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    She reckons! Maybe I been doin it wrong all along? :search:
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    Which chin would that be, then? She's got more chins than the bloody Hong Kong phone book! :sick: :sick:
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    Check this out and see whether you could survive an encounter with one of our Burberry loving friends :aggressive: http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/toys/glaSurvivalGame.html
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    Damned fine lookin dog there Smudge
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    Reincarnation

    mistwalker replied to a topic in General Talk

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    This 'young lady' has registered as a model on a photographers & models webforum I'm on. Models can state whether they will work for pay or photos, she wants both ! Now, I know I'm no oilpainting (as I'm sure one or two of you will be only too happy to vouch for), but feck me, she needs to invest in a bloody mirror :sick: ! http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/22005/...5431-32622b.JPG http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/22005/...4352-32622t.jpg http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/32005/...2446-32622t.jpg Aye, and keep goin til it's ALL covered up!
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    I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When th
  14. mistwalker
    <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Here's the litter sister to night walkers (sounds like bramble is coming on well, nighty?) She's 26" on the button and keen as feck!
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    Too bloody right How can anything possibly be SOOOOOOOOO ugly when it only has ONE bloody head?! :sick: :sick: :sick:
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    The last post Cooling off Gavin took this on his camera phone, during the heat of passion, Saturday night :11: And these are for Poley ("Quick Misty, get yer camera, take a foto, take a foto! :clapping: ) And finally... Hope ya like 'em
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    Some more... Geoff and his fantastic paint-job Tough decision for the 2 Supreme terriers A couple of nice deerhound crosses Top 2 whippets A happy young man with the supreme lurcher
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    Right, here's a few pics A future worker? Tupac Bullx A motley crew Rescue dog made good Simulated coursing
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    Got home at 2am, burnt to hell - Poley reckons I look like a bloody matchstick! Had a great weekend guys, great to meet y'all. Currently editing the pics (Mrs Misty saw one or two she shouldn't have :black eye: ), watch this space. tufty - hope the pup does ya proud [bANNED TEXT]. Rook, pickaxe, Dai and EVERYBODY else, a big thanks for your hospitality. :friends:
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    Just spoke to the picture editor at the Shooting Times and it turns out they didn't have a photographer covering the Welsh!? - THEY DO NOW! :whistle: :dance: So if ya see a big bald Jock takin loadsa fotoz, give me a shout and we'll try and make ya famous. See ya all there.
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    Sounds like a plan, wee man :alcoholic: :alcoholic: :clapping: Got the hair all cut, cameras packed in ma fishin bag ready to capture some 'action' shots - might even bring ma kilt :whistle:
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    Ahem, (adjusts collar and tie, extends right arm at chest height, clenches fist and extends middle digit) ...f**k you! :aggressive: Welllll, I DID say he has his faults :11: Lookin forward tae next weekend big guy. Mrs Misty's gettin a bit worried about lettin me come play wi you lot :whistle:
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    I came across a pic this morning that was taken when my collie x was just 6wks old, he's now 8yrs (on June 21st) Spent this morning sitting with him curled up on top o me just thinkin about all we've been up to in those 8yrs (ain't it amazing how quickly time goes past?). He may not be the fastest dog in the world, he misses his fair share, he's too bloody hard-mouthed on rabbits but he's my boy and he holds a place in my heart that I know will never be equalled (got an ex-wife who discovered that one :11: ). Here's to many more years with him. My boy - Keeka Then... and now... S
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    A long long time ago, I can still remember how those weeji bampots made me laugh, And I know if I had a chance to see those Neds and Sengas dance, I'd laugh my f*****g arse off once again. 'Cos don't they realise it's not clever, Drinking Buckfast doon the river, Tucked in trackie bottoms, They look just f*****g rotten! I can't remember if I cried when I saw these bams in East Kilbride, But it amused me deep inside, the day the mucker thrived! And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wear
  25. mistwalker
    Christ! You sound like Snaremeafoxy! :11: (only kiddin big man :whistle: )
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