you sound just like my mum ! scary, i really feel for your lad, , when i was at school she thought it would be funny to put her bra in my p,e bag in the middle of my kit so when i pulled it out it fell on the floor, should of sein the look of my teachers face , the lads took the piss out of me for days i tried to tell them it was a lass i pulled last night, they wasnt having it, , that was my mums way of getting me back for doing her head in, , atb
Ohh thats also on the list of must do's i cant wait till he goes back to school