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THE STIFFMEISTER

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  1. Aye , half a tale . 100% made some sort a funny lewd comment or pulled his strides down as has became the new normal
  2. Bangers your f***ing hard work ehhh I bet you come in the house , and shout for the misses . “quick , quick, you’re not going to believe this . “ What is it bangers ? What’s up , what’s the matter ? “Next doors hedge , he only cut it last month . Grown three inches . Unbelievable “ f***ing stroll on , your like victor f***ing meldrew
  3. That wasn’t how it was meant to be interpreted at all mate . I m very pleased mate , such an achievement . Mctominay got a lot of stick about his role at united and has flung it all back in the faces of his critics . What a fantastic display of resilience.
  4. Napoli , Italian champions . Two Scottish midfielders who could barely get a game at a top 6 premier league club at tve back end of their tenures are now icons . Mctominay is the siere a player of the year . what an indication of how strong the epl is , and also how awfully man united are ran . What a story
  5. Hands down the greatest lamping wagon of all time , the escort 75 van Are you even a lurcher man if you’ve never had one ? At one time in Carlisle you would genuinely see a dozen a time fuelling up along Scotland road in a Friday night with lads sat outside taking shit . It was like the worst version of fast and furious you’ve ever seen
  6. Thick as mince , social media photos have her fully montclered up , fillers , holidays country hopping all over Southeast Asia for months at a time . shes apparently studying at college to gain access to a nursing programme . The two things don’t match In any reality . Not a leg to stand on and I don’t care what the family say . They knew every inch of this . Moronic behaviour is hereditary
  7. Thats actually a genuine lol from wilf there which is worrying eh !
  8. You were all told this a long time ago
  9. Who is this fictional character you have invented ?
  10. Apparently when they broke into cliffs Richards house on the raid , the police were amazed at the catalogue of highly offensive material he had released over the years.
  11. Yes , happy with that
  12. I was rally enjoying it and now it’s went a bit daft last three episodes or so writers need to remember that this is England , when the f**k would criminals be rocking about like Liam neeson in taken
  13. Outlaw biker gangs in the uk , flying about with hulls angels or satans slaves , derby chapter in their jacket . bunch of f***ing gonks who have watched too many episodes of sons of anarchy , every one of them looks half a scotch pie away from a heart attack , and likely work as a joiner and and get their van blocked in by the the scaffolder crew just to see them loose the rag . bunch of Fanny’s
  14. Is that that f***ing non starter who says the Turkish mafia had a hit out on him ? im sure that there is some sort of inverted ratio about appearing on James English and the reality of the topic you are discussing . last year James English interviewed a lad from our town , my pal got into touch with him and stopped it dead in the water from appearing. He’s very easily taken in and believes people at face value imho
  15. You should have said that 10 years ago
  16. Lurcher mania was out well before then , are you not thinking of the dave sleight Purdeys progress ones ? Which I’m sure was a small acd cross ?
  17. As that not lurcher mania ?
  18. If anyone encompassed the uk lurcher scene , it was him wasnt it . from the bad old days to Lambourne , the ushering in of videos , the ban and the refining of your dog sports into legal and as a business , he will have seen all that . a massive loss to the lurcher world , such a shame.
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