Swampy
-
Content Count
1,486 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by Swampy
-
Yeah you got it................But WHY? Swampy multipersonalityning
-
Did I say "baccy"?........? All natural products honest! WHoops Seriously though. You could put them in the same catagory as "soft porn". People who like porn, think soft porn is sh*t. People who don't like porn think soft porn is sh*t. What the point? Also like "non alcoholic beer Why? Swampy smokinning
-
Sat down last night after exercising the dog, cracked a tinny of cider, rolled a cig' a put a DVD called the "Gamekeepers Diary" about pidgeon shooting. Now like most on here I can and will watch anything to do with wildlife and the countryside but 1/2 hour into this video I'm considering the pub. Don't get me wrong there were some good tips......most old ones and some occaisional good filming but FFS sake where do they get the presenters from? And Why? Do they do it to make a quick buck? Are they after their equity card ? Or do they just have an ego the size of Yorkshire? I swear that
-
Seven now and cunting Swampy one two three NING
-
Have you found somewhere for him to go yet? Swampy not working just ninging
-
KERCHING! You read the lot then eh? congrats you definately qualify! Students eh? You gotta luv 'em Swampy that'll be the penny dropping a ning
-
FFS the Arspca would have said it was the last mating pair of dodos to get a freakin story and some empathy/sympathy. jeez. Get the pictures out then it'll give it some credence...stop spreading the urban myth! the way everyone goes on I'd have been mauled by every big cat that ever walked the planet.....I've seen less rabbits! Swampy ningingincredulence
-
Quoi? Toi? A sceptic? Perish ther thort. Aziff. Ric Oui c'est mois Swampy le sceptic et le chat et dans l'arbre Je n'aime pas les francaise ning
-
I saw a black panther once! The local chapter of the KKK sorted him out and he wasn't seen again!!!!!!? Swampy
-
The only teeth marks on mine are from the frustrtion of the bugger not bloody listening! Swampy Phewning
-
Burning solid fuel is not eco friendly unless you have perfected a carbon capture technique! rgds Swampy Ozoning
-
I think this line is very misleading: "Swedish people have discovered a grim new way of culling nuisance wild rabbits - by burning them in their thousands to heat their homes." I agree. What the fek is wrong with eating them (and I didn't drop an "H")? Use their fur to make clothes and then you wouldn't need to heat your house! Simples And why do people think that the Swedes are so 'kin nice? They're all mental! I lived there for 6 months. Had to leave. They drink far too much, sex is their national sport.......hang on ? I may have fekked up here? Swampy Scandyooliga
-
Hmmmmm........ok I get the black at night bit. but do all "big cats" hunt at night? I reckon it just adds to the mystery and adds a a certain sinister element to the yarn........also its hard to take a photo of black....handy that methinks. Still, I could just be a sceptic? rgds Swampy A mr mastopholies ning
-
Can you get a sense of humour transplant on the NHS or do you have to go private? There's a few folk in this forum could do with one. Ric gottya go private mate. Gov't cut backs an all. Carefull you don't get a transplant from the germans! the body often rejects it! Whats it like being back at uni then? You free loading student bum! hope all is well rgds swampy ninging without an education
-
Pussies? Dykes? .....you're obsessed man! FFS go out and get laid man! Its starting to affect yo're judgement Rgds Swampy ps whay are they always black? ninging in black
-
They never take flight when you want them to though do they? ....hmmmmm......... "flighty birds".......... I was on a shoot this w/e where they could of done with some of those. They only time they got of the ground was when someone put a 12 bore up its a*rse.............I blame the beaters!...........oops that was me! Happy b'day by the way........ rgds Swampy ninging in the bush
-
HOW OLD???????!!!!!!! FFS can't you welsh count properly? Have a good 'un........can I have a cider by way of respect?..........Bollox I'll have one anyway HBD Swampy NINGING WITH YOUTH
-
Cheers Malt! Blimey, some peeps really don't know how to lighten up. far be it from me to incur the wrath of a hunting lady! Still, she did say she had lurchers..............! rgds Swampy ninging in fear of the fairer sex........what is fair about it?
-
Strange question ? Define "lurcher". What cross is it ? What percentage cross is it and what does the 'kin thing look like compared to the sire? I think someone else has already mentioned a string and its length. Let me know in 18months time Swampy ninging in my own time so not getting paid ! Damn the overtime ban
-
BY THE WAY I'M NOT AN ANTI,I'VE HUNTED WITH HOUNDS AND I ONLY PUT THIS POST UP AS SEEN IN THE COUNTRYMAN'S WEEKLY WHICH I GET EACH WEEK. I'M A COUNTRY GIRL ,NOT A ANTI. You definately sound like a dodgy character! A Lady reading the "Country MANS weekly".......hmmmmm I smell a fish! Whatever next? They'll be giving you the vote next! Swampy Ninging in a male chauvenist gait
-
The Lightest Precharged
Swampy replied to Catcher 1's topic in Rifle Reviews, Technical Help and Tips
At least we'll knowm the wildlife will be safe eh? Let me know when your going out....I'll stay in! It'll be safer! ps Lightweight?!!!? Rgds Swampy ninging about how to wear a bullet proof vest You would only need a vest mate.As a head shot wouldent do you any harm. atb.Catcher Dman right! Waht little brains I do have and that function are certainly not kept up there Rgds ninging at work again without them knowing. ....heee heeee heeee...subversive ninging rules apply please read instructions contained within and disclaimer. Remember your house -
well the guy had a springer bitch as a gundog and a collie for hunting the cattle and nature tooks it course but he is an intelligent dog and is sitting and shittting on command (at a few metres) already and is bold as brass, sometimes get a bit too bold, but pups will be pups. his worm tablett is starting to take affect but the poor chap had them worse than i thought and still got screaming ab dabs keeping a close eye on him though and he is still happy and not losing noticable weight. hopefull he will be ok in a few days but if not hes going to the vetsjust to make sure. Shitting
-
Oliver Reed. Also interesting that one of Britain's leading philosophers, Roger Scruton, is strongly pro-hunting. Few and far between though, and mostly older I fear. atb Ric Or dead even! Who TF is Roger Scrotum? If he's pro hunting it'd probably be why I've never heard of him!............Sorry mate just re read the type........ For a moment I thought you meant ollie Reed was a leading philosopher! Blimey we're all philosophers after the amount he drank! So Roger isn't an actor.............? See it proves my point! This country is so obsessed with image that being
-
Ahh the shear beauty of the beast. I win! Swampy ning stole the show with a Vizsla
-
The film got "premiered" last night. George Clooney does the voice of Mr Fox. Supposed to be v good. Many plaudits. Can't remember whether George is an anti tho'. Probably is, most "luvvies" are. Helps their public image. Can anyone name an actor who is pro hunting? Swampy I just lurv ninging dahrling! Charlton Heston. He's pres of the NRA. Clint Eastwood. Robert Redford. Steve McQueen. Yul Brynner . . . . Yes Yes and Yes. Any that are British? Hunting is not looked at in the same way over there, lucky b'tards! rgds Swampy Ninging at 10:35 15/10/09