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    RUGBY

    zap replied to craigos1234's topic in General Talk

    sorry mate id rather sing flower of scotland than that tune of the nation of qizzlings :sick: Quite right GTE! Have Wales turned up? C'mon boyos. Plrase don;t lose to les froggies wales whats happening !!!!!
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    warn status

    zap replied to chay's topic in General Talk

    tell me that reply was a piss take lol he is asking what he got it for and then you ask him what he is asking lol
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    listen any dog could do damage to a kid my mates daughter was attacked by a deerhound x it had her by the head and was shaking the shit out of her ,did you read about that in the papers NO! a life of surgery as she grows a collie mongrel thing at the bottom of my street has bitten 2 kids on the face first time in its house police said cant do owt about it as in house second time was at a kids park police said its the first time out its house it has done it and they were told to keep it on leash but no they know best and at a local hotspot up the water in the summer were there are loads o kid
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    RUGBY

    zap replied to craigos1234's topic in General Talk

    pin pulled grenade dropped and ning lol i reckon france will be beat by wales yes its a big shout but i dont mind sticking my neck out england will be beaten by ireland although i think england will be winning at the break and scotland will be beaten by italy and by a fare margin ,there you go i have given my predictions
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    that really is quiet shocking i come from a little rural town in scotland and when i clicked on that video and saw the title i thought here we go its going to show a load of muslims wandering around but shit never expected to see as many quiet funny the signs though no road markings lol how true is that there aint a bit of white to be seen in all that black
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    lol yes i was refering to quarry as in land whippet sort of jumped in thinking or not thinking as the case may be anyway someone will own it and its only right and proper to get permission
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    nobody owns quarry , otherwise youy could do what you want when you want sorry you have lost me so you think that bit of land QUARRY is owned by no one yeah right be the only bit of land in britain then
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    ah swampster we are going to have to get a top ten of your nings lol
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    the quarry will be owned by someone and they will find out who and then probably try doing your brother for poaching
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    lol what do you mean by"" especially cos of when this kindda stuff happens ""the fact scotland actually get a shot at goal ?
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    your right mate we are always on the next plane home but once again there is a bright side it makes booking the tickets easy
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    bloody hell never thought o that it really does reinforce my thoughts that it dont matter what party you vote for they are just they to line there own pockets
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    joke

    zap posted a topic in General Talk

    pete&mary were walking home from the pub,Mary says i need a piss and goes behind a bush and drops her knickers ,feelin horny pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between marys legs he jokes have you changed your sex ? mary says no i,ve changed my mind i,m having a shit
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    depressed

    zap replied to bigdogdog's topic in General Talk

    i was just a wank until my mother slipped on the lino
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    i was watching that bbc parliment last night and was pretty pissed of to listen to one of there debates it was about scottish mp getting paid twice for doing one job ,they get paid for sitting in scotland and then paid for sitting in westminster come on how the feck does that work the country is truggling people losing jobs left right and centre but these greedy b*****ds are ripping us of again
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    your right tom its a bit o banter nothing more and as englishman you need to be able to laugh at your selves as every other f****r is anyway
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    do you really believe the tories will change the hunting laws ?
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    only 500 i reckon you could sell a hell of a lot more than that i knew i would not be let down just throw in the bait and one o those fellas with the white flag with the red cross are sure to bite wheres swampy
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    how much and where can i get one ?
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    be like pass the parcel when your a kid goes on for ever and your hoping its all been worth while
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    stunning looking bird the snowy great pic
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    well i enjoyed it some of the dresses were a bit ott though but nice all the same yes one of the dresses was 27 stone eh lol reckon the fun would be gone by the time the dress come of
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    a cole

    zap replied to a topic in General Talk

    your right there swampy they all think they are better than anyone else and that they can do what they want ,how can a football player be worth the money they get just for kicking a ball
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    i watched it on tv last week and had to ware a bib
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    Second that,, The best of the best by far. hey they are some stunners there are probably a few hounds but the majority well let me at em Zap if you like gypsie lasses watch my big fat gypsie wedding on chanel 4 player thing .. theres some cracking looking lases :thumbs:i watched it on tv last week and i had to ware a bib
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