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  1. A friend of my fathers used to train his sheep dogs with a catapult fastest way he reckoned
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    gis a laugh

    I went to our local tandori last night 1st i ordered a starter and the waiter had his thumb in it so i sent it back then i thought i ll enjoy the main but he had his thumb in that so it went back when he did the same with the coffee i asked him why does he put his thumb in everything he replied its infected and the doctor told him to keep it warm i retorted well stick it up your arse he replied i do when im in the kitchen :sick:
  3. lol a hammer would come in handy
  4. leave fronteras alone the trooper does around 26 mpg unless you boot it or drive round town ive had a few different 4x4s and my terrano2 is the best mpg ive had so far about 32mpg , for insurance liverpool victoria are good for 4x4s hope that helps
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    gis a laugh

    Its not racism its black humour
  6. try benylon for kennel cough mate works a treet my dogs had it a few weeks back and hpool_hunter told me and i just laughed at him but it worked Took the words out of my mouth, although i think any strong cough medicine works because i have used 4 flu
  7. Not really arrogant mate, most people have a certain 'poison' that brings out the worst in them. Stella does it to me, as did the old 'white shite' cider. Since I've switched to plain old normal strength larger, I've been fine, and I've been able to enjoy a night on the drink, instead of waking up the next morning, wondering who I should apologise to first! I avoid spirits cos i always become over playfull and can never remember anything about it the next day
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    gis a laugh

    What do you get if you cross the m5 with a wheelchair splattered all over the road
  9. hagar

    gis a laugh

    I went to see chubby brown last night i shouted you fat bas:censored: rd you fat bas rd then i was told that sort of behaviour wasnt tolerated at the labour party conference
  10. most of them are gentle giants kay but some are nuts I am fine with a fair distence between me & them same here i"ll stroke them from behind a gate but thats it
  11. hagar

    gis a laugh

    Father duffy walks into the convent and sees sister rose washing the floor overcome with desire he pushes her on the ground as hes sh ing her the reverend mother comes in SISTER ROSE!!! SHE ROARS HAVE SOME RESPECT arch your back girl keep father duffys balls off the wet floor
  12. hagar

    Treadmill

    why dont u just walk them? far more stimulating for them why dont you mind youre own f*****g business try e bay but ask about replacement belts as a friend of mine cant get one for his mill now
  13. Well my blow up doll has a puncture again theres no hot water, the showers busted so i ll have to smoke myself to oblivion dreaming of paradise lost
  14. I was married to an alcoholic for 12 years she used to fly into violent rages over the slightest thing eg 1 night while she was at work i ate a small bowl of ice cream that she said belonged to her i only had a little in the hope she wouldnt notice but as i had had a jamaican cigar or 2 i put the tub back in the fridge not the freezer this caused her to hit me on the head with a bottle of ketchup eventully i left her got myself sorted and my 11 year old daughter came to live with me and life turned out good for me though not so good for the x as she has suffered a string of v
  15. all the phone calls i had is people wanting short legged barrels that are health tested and has show chs in the ped (not from here) and chavvy wankers who would not have one of my dogs compared to the last litter these are hell of a lot more alert and very fiery with one another and a lot stronger looking you coming down with sylus then paddy???and im sure i would get people wanting them if they knew the breeding if i had the space id have hung onto them to see how they develop Some people have no appreciation of a well made dog just give them the number of a pot bellie pig breeder it
  16. hagar

    demolition crew?

    sounds like the poles on a building site
  17. did you manage to line youre staffy to a greyhound mate.....thanks No not yet mind you i havent really looked around was thinkin more after xmas really cheers
  18. Just keep at it catch or not if its a laugh its worth it a good bushin dog would help no end and lamping will improove your chances as for being to big it probably is for serious work but will bring you plenty of fun, a friend of mine owns a bulldog bitch that weighs 80lb fit its the one on my left side in my avatar and it catches the odd bunny now n then mostly sitters n those bolted out of bushes n hedgerows admittedly
  19. Iam only a amatuer compared to most here as hunting is a pastime to me and i dont care if i catch anything or not its just fun to get out n chase summat but it seems to me that any dog capable of catching a fox should be able to kill it i really like bull xs but how much gameness is needed to hang in against a fox although they do come in handy against antis and burgalers as well, makin them a pretty good all round dog imo
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