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mackem

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  1. I can understand drinking,cro-magnon man eating fermented apples or fruit,feeling a little bit merry and less inclined to pulp his neighbours skull with a mammoth jaw-bone or flint nodule,probably thought"f*****g hell,Ugggg,this is great"and started trying to ferment his own fruit,could have been the first home-brew kits,but even he must have coughed and spluttered when his missus built the fire out of wet wood and the cave filled with billowing smoke
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    dvd

    Fishing mate,nowt else but fishing
  3. I never smoked a thing in my life,cant see the attraction,if I stand beside a fire I move to avoid breathing in smoke right?
  4. First the big shiny Koi , then the ghosties with that convienient metalic cross to aim at. Then once the eye is truly in ,the commons-especially those with names Any named fish should automatically become a target,its the law,nothing brightens the day up more than a crap angler in mourning,besides allowing for defraction is a lot more skilfull than lobbing out a hair-rig,Vive le difference
  5. Tobes,are you coming over to the DARKSIDE
  6. I was dragged up in a genuine Ghetto,f*****g hell,lucky to survive,streets long-since demolished,best place for it to be frank,it would have been a fitting contender for that program
  7. Certainly not my village mate,I live in Daffyds village Llanddewi Brefi :kiss:
  8. Which village was it?Royston Vasey?
  9. Jeep,I have seen quite a high number of one-armed blast fishermen,usually deaf,sometimes blind in one eye,its a hazard of the job,bad way to fish really,ruins the reefs
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    world record

    I saw that footage,catching mouse-deer or duiker
  11. All hail wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estuary
  12. Gas-ram Theoben Fenman,Ambidextrous stock,also available in .20,I had one in .22,short,pointable,and excellent for roosting birds
  13. I used to have a Fenman,great little gas-ram,very accurate,worth getting IMHO
  14. Good luck to everyone who entered,all the man/dog teams deserve a round of applause,its going to be highly entertaining,loads of good craic,and hopefully well documented and photographed
  15. Should have said that poor girl,I had just pressed the "Add-reply" icon and a nano-second later I realised theres nothing little about her
  16. His mum probably thinks he is uber-cute But people arent laughing with him,they are laughing at him,he is a teenage heart attack waiting to happen
  17. His parents will probably wonder why their cute little cuddly cherub is the butt of all schoolground jokes,constantly bullied,and gets punted between the goalposts at football matches,the family foodbill must be f*****g horrendous,I wonder if his mums gestation period was 22 months
  18. Well,you might be right there Polecat,if someone threatened to sodomise me it would sure put the willies up me
  19. Violence begets violence mate,it triggers a chain reaction,its never a way to solve a problem except in extreme circumstances when your pushed to the limit
  20. You dont get more unlucky than dead
  21. Few years ago,christmas or maybe new years eve a kid late teens I think was killed at a London train station,you know that grainy CCTV footage they always show on crimewatch?Well,the footage showed the kid wandering along to the edge of the platform away from his friends,he stood for a short time then keeled over dead as a doornail He had been out drinking,full bladder,emptied it on the live-rail,apparently the salts in your piss are an excellent conductor of electrickery as catweazle called it,as for my shock I was lucky I didnt follow through with a number 2
  22. Do you not remember when we were kids Andy?Weardale used to be lifting,I wonder whats happened to the population,we always used to get good numbers around Stanhope and Westgate Least you had a day out
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