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    I get the chance to test the handle tomorrow mate,did you enjoy last night?Nice fish without any hooks in them whatsoever,I think there may actually be something in LG's advice about hand-graded fish,better type of fishery isnt it?
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    Its a big owld fish
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    Beautiful Fish Fell,Ebro?
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    Guinea-fowl curry is a treat actually,only have it once a month or so,side serving of wokked vegetables hit with virgin olive-oil and a bed of brown-rice,real lentil-knitting tree-hugging fare Yup,I can see Joe reading,patience is a virtue Maty(and I really have learnt the meaning of the word patience since fishing with joe ).
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    Chavtastic
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    Corn-fed chicken probably is a marketing ploy,tasty as though,but not a patch on yesterdays guinea-fowl curry,surprised I am still skinny as a whippet Joe is probably scoping out the canal for a pike-fishing venue,or,HEAVEN FORBID he could be making his way to mine for a spot of fishing
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    Is the black pup a litter-mate?
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    I have never been prone to bouts of violence Undisputed,you can use the Antis as target practice,I will just do my own little bit closing gates,picking up rubbish etc,whats the slightly modified saying?Leave nothing but footprints,take nothing but fish You know me Malt,a stickler for the rules,not my style to wander from the path of Righteousness,for was jesus himself not a fisher of men Just been shopping in M&S Maty,you aint going to believe it,got a choice of dishes tonight,corn-fed chicken,beef,and trout-fillets I always get a choice of dinner dishes,bit of pick'N'mix,we used t
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    No Willy,its just a sports-fishing session,his pike will meet its demise in a brass-wire snare mate
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    I am going to pop into the shop at the weekend and get some,we are going piking next week,nothing big,but theres LOADS of jacks in a tributary of the Thames
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    Edited to remove the pics of your rubbish-bags?Good man,I suspect the bin-men took them away shortly thereafter?Never been into Carp in the UK Maty,fished for them abroad but the UK carp angler is a different species,I remember one doughnut telling me foreign carp "Werent no good because they aint british mate" I didnt want to educate him and tell him the fish actually originates in China Whats a method-feeder,your really good Maty,you know all the terms As for the sweetcorn,last night we could probably have bagged-up on it,one of those nights when you could easily have taken a few hundr
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    Now your talking Didnt have a f**king clue about the other pics That one I can relate to except your using a particularly expensive brand of sweetcorn,Princes?Whats wrong with Tescos own-brand?Your just being flash,or does Princes catch a bigger stamp of fish?I actually just had two phone calls,one was fishing related,the first was from my mate,he was in court earlier,Staines(aiiiii,Ancestoral home of Ali-G)and who does he get chatting to but Dean Gaffney AKA Robbie Jackson ex-eastender,filling in Legal-aid forms for a driving offences case,his girlfriend lives just off The Avenue,skinny l
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    What are they??????
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    I shouldnt think it will be long to wait mate,few nice little fishing clips,you know the sort of thing,intricate fly-casting,perfect nymph presentation,skilfull playing to the bankside prior to netting Though I have to be truthfull and tell you I dont know how long I can resist those big-brownies in the middle of the town,their days are numbered
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    JOE called in last night to drop me off a prezzie,yup,christmas came early,a brand new landing-net with an extendable handle that he had bought when visiting some show over the weekend "How generous" you say,and "What a decent guy"...Nah,nothing of the sort really,he crunched my original handle irreparably a long time ago and only just got around to replacing it after three months of nagging He told me of his new permission,a trout lake in deepest,darkest Buckinghamshire,and would I like to visit,just to look over the place?My mate had sent me a load of those 10 in 1 DVD's last week,highly
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    CLA or Midland

    mackem replied to Mark.B's topic in General Talk

    Midland,been to a number of CLA's,just prefer the Midland
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    your right mate,although there are some very good shots about it does take some believing,and i would tend to think that a mistake has been made as to range ,iuse 410 extra 22 which has the power to kill at yards,but at that sort of range even a slight wind can blow pellet off by 3or4 inches and as to consistant headshots no way unless rabbits have head the size of a large pumpkin.I wrote on bbs oneday about a crow i shot at 80yards away,and i said that it was either a hit or miss shot/and i got a terrible slagging for being a leadsligger ,when i looked at previous writeups the chap who slagg
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    He would be most unwise to sic his hound on paying-customers
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    I used to know a guy,quiet as a mouse,wouldnt say boo to the proverbial goose,I actually got on with him great,really liked him,I was even invited to his wedding but couldnt attend,he flew back to Pakistan and married one of his cousins,I had visited the region in paksitan his mum and dad were from,he was interested to be frank,I had some great chats with him.He was working airside at the time in Heathrow,if he was in behind the scenes and he saw me he always had a word.He left Heathrow,headed off to Damascus to study arabic and the Qu'ran and time moves on,stopped in the papershop en-route to
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    Your correct,its not exclusive to immigrants,never claimed it was,but I have known,met and even worked with a number of immigrants who on the face of it appeared decent enough(and I know we all have skeletons)but lift up the veneer and peep under,maybe its the area I work in,but I have known some corkers,one of them who made worldwide news,and one who appeared in a TV program about his exploits
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    Wife shops in there mate,but I suggest you re-read that bit,no where did I say I was against him nor even hint at it,I was just trying to rationalise paying £2 for a brew
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    how are they to eat mackem,?? never had one best kevin They tasted palatable mate,depends upon how they are cooked,I even had a few from Victoria harbour,highly polluted,I still ate them and they werent that bad I just think it depends upon how and where you fish Joe,methods and waters,but there are a few Norfolk pike-guides who offer night sessions in the summer
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    i will, say hi to mr smith as he beats his wife after one stella to many close lol macc/staffs border, actually a homeless guy asked me for £2 for a cup of tea the other day, feck knows where it costs £2 for a brew It costs a quid to visit the bogs in Harrods,I havent had a cuppa in there but I am sure that will be £2 to drink the tea to make the piss that puts £3 in Al-fayed's pockets
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    There you are mate,night time pike fishing,I think it all depends upon the methods and the waters you fish as with most things,if ever your in the area and you want to cast a line drop in,plenty of pike and zander locally,though I havent caught a zander yet,way too many jacks http://www.pikezander.co.uk/lurespinners.htm http://www.esox.co.uk/pikefishing2000/new_page_9.htm
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    I have indeed,no surprises,maybe its because I fish a river instead of reservoirs?I live in a village on the banks of the Thames
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