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    New Pup

    My mates would take the piss,they would think either I was gay or I had a speech impediment.......AEAEAE
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    New Pup

    Imagine if it was pronounced as it was spelt
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    New Pup

    A'yea'ya.............I always wanted a daughter to call her that
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    New Pup

    Beautiful pup,I have a great name for it,mightnt be to your tastes though....AEAEAE.......it means "Magic" excellent name
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    im wishing

    He was a geordie,typical,"The badgers are welcoming me into their clan" How come,are they scottish?
  6. Tote,you always get beautiful fish
  7. Good man,I kinda figured my preaching and sermoning last night would bring about a massive and total character transformation Early Mass at church tomorrow
  8. Theres more to it than that scent,JOE worked on a trout-farm for 2 years,some things are kept within the industry
  9. id say you could write a book about it pal ,i for one would by it .Persoally iv lamped salmon ,netted trout and the rest il leave untold I guess he isnt going to tell you about Fish-lax,I dont blame him,some methods are a little TOO effective
  10. Joe taught me an incredible method I never heard before nor since,forget Jeyes Fluid in water,maybe Joe will tell you about the fish-laxatives they use on trout farms
  11. Disgastin :sick: Joe forced me to inflate two condoms earlier in the night and use them for cleavage,unfortunately they werent inflated equally so I looked rather mis-shapen from a distance,lop-sided actually so I "Popped" them with a pin
  12. That was ginger-spice slumming it
  13. What the poachers of old had by way of fieldcraft,stealth,and guile we compensate with modern technology,methods,and equipment,different strokes for different blokes
  14. Some things are best shrouded in mystery and unsaid,you have to see them to believe them
  15. There was a drunken geezer sitting outside the pub staring at me,he did a double-take,I think he thought his luck was in :kiss: My stubble might have given the game away though,unless he was used to rough-looking birds
  16. As soon as I rounded the corner and came across the car-park I saw your faces crack up It was a funny night Mark,you would have fitted in just perfect
  17. Worst ones had to be the addle-brained idiot stories of burning-sulphur for pheasants,crabs&Tortoises for ferreting etc,dumb tales yet still they are perpetuated
  18. Basically all the more sly mostly forgotten methods, not the general snares, moonligh ferreting ect.. just things that have been told down generations and so on. Dont have to be old to know poaching methods of old Some of the newer methods are much more interesting
  19. We were out last night,I had a thin cotton top on,sweating till I got into the water,those pics make it look gale-force though charts
  20. How far back is "Old" Whats the staute of limitations expiry date?
  21. Cold up there last night Woodga looks drenched,top result though
  22. Accidental catch mate,wrong time,wrong place,should actually have been 2,one earlier in the evening but some people soften with age That wouldnt surprise me Ooty
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