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  1. Bit off-topic, but I was under the impression that a wounded enemy combatant was better than a dead one, because some bugger had to do something about a wounded man, raher than just leaving the body till later.
  2. Depends. I can drink Jack Daniels by the bottle but it tends to send me a bit loopy (not violent just daft). So I normally stick to ale. Remember: 'You are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man' Copyright 'The Macc Lads' 198summat.
  3. I found a combination of squawking LOUDLY in the ferret's ear, and shoving an offered knuckle into their mouth GENTLY cured a bity jill in a few months. Never nose-flicked. No need, as lorelei said, to meet violence with violence. She wasn't a kit, and she meant it when she bit. The worst was over in a few weeks. just the occasional bite to remind me after that. Persistance is the key, mate. They'll come round.
  4. You sure you've got the right vowel in your username there, wink hound?
  5. Good tactic I have found that squawking LOUDLY in their ear works, too. As long as they're not biting in fear/pain, they seem to get the message pretty quickly, at least as adults. I've never had to nose flick. Like 'bread and milk' that's best left in the Dark Ages.
  6. i tried that but they seemed to like the juice and when they had cut my hand the juice got in and it hurt even more Awkward little sods!
  7. Superb place Orkney. Great beer (Dark Island) and whisky (Highland Park).... I've been to Twatt, too.....
  8. Totally agree. Never showed my ferrets, don't intend to. They're good enough for me. That's all I care about.
  9. Can't comment on what it is, but those are bloody good photos. I'd have been proud to take them.
  10. Gawd..... On with the boob-sensitive driving glasses then
  11. IMHO where sheds are concerned you get what you pay for. Cheap = shite. I'd forget feather edged overlap and go for a decent shiplap shed. It'll be thicker planking, more weatherproof and last much longer. Mine are going outside before winter, so this is a good thread for me.
  12. droid

    YOU TUBE

    i thought it was just another one of those silly spoofs that are often on it untill they walked over She reminded me of my old Mum. Even at 90-odd she'd tell doorsteppers to 'Bugger off!'.....
  13. droid

    YOU TUBE

    That Granny with the gun was hilarious
  14. Without details Butch's offer is pretty generous.
  15. droid

    twats

    Bloody hilarious....
  16. I'd have thought anyone who spends £60 on a knife might have some idea how to look after it.... Maybe I shouldn't comment though. I won't spend more than £20 on a knife, cos I'm bound to lose it
  17. Or better still, tell it 'No' firmly then shoot it in the head. That'll teach it!
  18. Never had to nose tap. Can't see the point of meeting violence with violence on an animal that won't make the connection. I just point a finger and say 'NO' in a firm voice. Squawking in an ear'ole (the ferrets') sometimes works too.
  19. droid

    getting bit

    Tropical fish Bloody Cichlosoma synspilum. The bugger would swim the length of the tank to get you. Total psychopath that fish.
  20. And when have I ever slandered you, my little nest of vipers?
  21. droid

    why

    That's a bugger. I usually get in at 4.30am
  22. I'm impressed. Personally I wouldn't have the time.
  23. That's the 'Show' fraternity. It's happening already with ferrets....deliberate breeding of genetically disadvantaged ferrets for show classes.
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