3 bodys turn up at mortuary all with smiles on there faces.
Cop asks coroner
''why are they all smiling?''
Coroner says
1st guy died of a heart attack shaging his wife...hense the smile on his face
2nd guy won lottery spent it on whisky and died of alcahol poisoning...hense the smile on his face
3rd guy was unusual- pulser from belfast was struck by lightning...
The cop says
Why the f**k was he smiling then?
Coroner says
daft basted thought he was having a photo taken...
Man says get ready me you and the dog are off fishing,
wife says but i dont want to go
Man says look lov