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  1. Woman - A Chemical Analysis Element : Woman Symbol : Wo Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175. Discoverer : Adam Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations. Physical Properties : a) Surface usually covered with painted film. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. c) Melts if given special treatment. d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care! e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore. f) Yields
  2. Have a good day Jazz mate, hope the weather is good for you!!
  3. blaine goes out with the local dog walker for a couple of hours every morning after i go to work! off lead and unmuzzled and hes fine, and hes fine when i take him out of and evening to! he has coursed a couple of joggers on the common though! lol! Yeah but joggers are fair game arent they? Even those that hunt????
  4. Cheer up time again Kay... A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and said "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!" You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and br
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    new start

    I think you should set your salary expectation, then look at which careers can achieve your expectation. There are some jobs i would love to do, but wouldn't pay the mortgage.... But anyway, anyone that wants to , and has the conviction to change their life for the better, desrves the opportunity. Best of luck Hype mate
  6. Fantastic pictures, good day!! Wish it was cold and frosty up here
  7. In NCR's front garden as well. Thats 200 yrds from where I was on about at the Gourdie Croft pub.
  8. You probably saw them on the Kingsway near the Travel Lodge? Millions of em.
  9. Theres a thought My deepest dig is the one pictured with the spade, the depths mentioned on this post were for information purposes. I would have been seriously worried if i got a kill in a stop end in one of those. I would never even consider entering my hobs in to any of these holes.. I'd be there all week getting them back.
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    B & Q

    I'd of told him to get screwed.....
  11. I have a special foxing ferret that takes his own spade in to the hole with him...just in case
  12. Knew there was something else! Dont forget to tie the bottoms of said trousers!!
  13. Yep, spot on mate, all sand. I did get a layup at 5 foot a couple of weeks ago. It was easy digging, but still took a good long time.
  14. My top tip.... Is respect your ferrets at all times, they deserve as much care and attention as you dog, and more than you wife!! It pays dividends when you are sticking you hands down a hole
  15. To be honest Brimmer....i was shitting myself after 15 mins, and about to break out the spade (and a jcb)....but she came back
  16. Started the day with the knowledge that the weather could turn bad. It was very windy, but dry when we left Dundee at about 10.15. I dont noramly call in to see the landowner, but seeing as we were working round the house today, i called in to wish him happyh new year and tell him not to worry about gunshots. It is a beautiful country house onthe banks of the River Tay near Perth. I would have taken pictures for you, but by this time the rain had started. So first up we netted a two holer, put a collar on one of my jills and sent her down. We waited for about 10-15 mins before i
  17. Well....I have had a sneaky whiskey about an hour ago..and its just taking effect. And Mr A is picking me up in the morning for his first ferting session( I have allowed him to bring his gun ..as a compromise), so I had better go to bed soon. Had hoped to pop in to Forfar first thing to get my Hair Cut early as well.
  18. Why not go to bed then??? No i had a domestic , i wont go now , teach him a lesson that wil saying no to me Nowt so scary like a woman scorned My misses tried that approach with me in November...........................................she's till swaiting for the reaction well its not right saying we could go out at 1am & then when i get my coat on he backs out , he wonders why i go on the pc , he is so boring Where on earth were you going out at 1am???
  19. Why not go to bed then??? No i had a domestic , i wont go now , teach him a lesson that wil saying no to me Nowt so scary like a woman scorned My misses tried that approach with me in November...........................................she's still swaiting for the reaction
  20. Why not go to bed then???
  21. A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
  22. Given up drinking to train for a marathon (half), now cant sleep.. Well not so much given up...as moderated...lol A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The g
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