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Halfinch

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  1. Is your grandfarthers name Ardilies?
  2. I don't use a locator, and rarely have to wait to long for my ferts to come up, but i did have a 3hr lay up so am looking to get a locator, from what I've been told you either get a locator or get a whole shed load of patience
  3. Why do you need to find how to do a one shot zero? if your in that much of a rush what chance have you got of hitting a live target in the kill zone? Take your time, make sure you can fire accuratly the way you intend to use the rifle, then go on to live targets. Some good advice on here, please heed it.
  4. No need to put my pic up, i'm on my avatar, taken at ashwell country show I do look better when my hair is brushed
  5. Halfinch

    SO HAPPY

    Congratulations fella, You sound over the moon, and Rightly so, twins ought to curtail your hunting for a bit but well worth it And when they are older you got two Excuses to get out the house early. Tell the missus "just taking the kids out, you have a lay in this morning darling" Grab Gun/Ferrets/Dogs or whatever but DON'T forget the kids
  6. Halfinch

    JOKE

    Paramedics turn up at a car crash, the pasenger is in a field and the driver is screaming in his seat, The paramedics tell the driver "calm down mate, your not as bad as your girlfriend, she has been thrown through the windscreen" The driver screams back "but have you seen what she's got in her mouth?"
  7. I agree in fighting to keep hunting legal, but it's not just "City people" against " Country people" I'm sure there are people from both walks of life on both sides, I come from a "city" (well town actually) and i certainly don't want to be tarred with the same brush as those ass holes. I do get where your coming from though.
  8. My you are an aggressive chap, no need. As for text chat, I by far prefer legible English, it’s not difficult, try it. I agree but, Trouble is Ratman, legible English is become far too difficult for a lot of people nowadays, i don't know how exam results seem to get better every year, yet half the pupils don't seem to be able to string a sentence together. Moan over!
  9. Laughing my ARSE off here, Ditch, you really gotta get yeself some new jeans, they are cheap enough now you Tight ARSE.
  10. Totally Unracist, and Unbiased, Sounds to me he is a man that loves his country and is proud to be a part of it. Great speech.!!
  11. Can't you trap it, then take your fiend with gun and said fox to a place where you CAN legally dispatch it?
  12. My missus read this and she reckons she's had to put up with having a penis for the last 7 yrs Indignent, i asked "what do you mean" PUT UP WITH IT? She said "oh, not it, YOU!!"
  13. Would that be the "toolbox" in your avatar?
  14. I'm not too far, about 40 miles, what job you doing there?
  15. Hi Olly, Welcolm to the site, i thinkyou may well be the most popular newbie ever, can one of the mods confirm this?
  16. Nice dog fella, but at first look of the picture i thought, feck me that dog has one strange dick . lmao
  17. Halfinch

    joke

    A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, he says "This is the pig i have to feck when you aint up for it" His wife replies "ER, i think you'll find that is a sheep" Quick as a flash the Farmer says "Er, i think you'll find i was TALKING TO THE SHEEP."
  18. Not surprised you got permission, you sound curtious, honest and educated, Oh, and persistent All the things That lawzy has not been on here. Good luck on your hunting.
  19. Halfinch

    joke

    Top tip for today!!! Don't shag a Dwarf with Learning diffulcties. It aint big, and it aint clever.
  20. Guessing your meaning Distress????
  21. I think the tape is from Travis Perkins, don't know about the collar, but good luck on finding out Molly.
  22. Way too far, i'm a reformed smoker, but i never agreed with the ban in the first place, i always felt there should have been an option for landlords and customers alike, the landlord chooses if he wants a smoking pub and the customers choose if they want to go in it. Simple. Getting more like a dictatorship every day.
  23. Looks like a good day out, well done old timer
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