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    Old man's clothes

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    My lad gptnike this and that and I keep thinking I would look a right twat cruising around in that clobber. I find myself noticing people on t.v. with zero wrinkles and thinking what the feck is happening to my face lol. And I'm studying there heads and yes not a faint hint of a wrinkle on there foreheads or the crow feet each side of there eyes.
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    Old man's clothes

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    And at what age do you start sporting the light brown cardigan while shuffling through the tool isle of lidls.
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    Old man's clothes

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    Feck it can't get that bad can it
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    Old man's clothes

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    Me and my 45 yr old mate had a debate a few years ago. I said the best way to go way levis and an iPhone in the back pocket. He reckoned a pair of wranglers and a galaxy s in the back pocket. I need to free my mind with a gram of coke I think. All this old man thinking can't be good lol
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    Old man's clothes

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    And at what age do white sports socks look uncool. and the preferred choice is them mustard colured extra thin diamond patterned socks.with the 1" ribbed top
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    Old man's clothes

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    Well I'm 43 chaff so I got a while to go yet.before I feel the urge to sport as Walshie says.a turtle neck
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    How does it happen and at what age do you wake up and think right. I'm going to buy a pair of blue or brown elasticated cords.or some other old man looking trousers and start wearing them along with a tweed flat cap.and cardigans etc. How does it all occur and how is it that old men look weird wearing jeans.
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    Winterwatch

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    To much of this
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    that micky got a head like a disapointed horse
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    that moyles needs buggering
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    morning off tommorow chaff ?
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    used to love doing that on top of the mountain.its suprising where old foxy wanders to very random.onto a pile of rocks then around a mound of dirt zig zagging across the road etc.the hares were easy to spot huddled by a bullrush. love walking in the snow.
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    im sure i read somwhere that the french havent got a bigne drink culture they reckon its because the kids have a glass of wine with there meals from a young age.im not sure if its true or not.i havent looked into it.
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    rare chance for you to do some tracking in the morning in the snow.
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    you have every angle covered lol
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    my oldest lad is 17 now he has been given a few tinnies since he was 14 in the house by me and the wife.and not once has he felt the need to go out and get paraletic on the streets.if he asks for a few cans he has them in the house.it's mad i was working in a butlins holiday camp type place at 16 glass collecting.wild place especially when we went back home to pick some magic's and took them back in the holiday camp.what a wild trip that was lol
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    the best shitting story from the village.2 lads were down the railway bridge its about 70ft high neither of them are right lol.the vicar walks under the bridge every day on his little nature walk.the fastest walker alive he would be speed walking.1 of the lads mark.has his arse through the hand rail and shit.it landed smack on the vicars shoulder lol.what a fecking shot.
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    out of likes lol
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    nothing you can do to stop them really.just educate them and talk open what dodgy feckers are out there.robbie williams was there singing let me entertain you when i went.the security on the gates would walk towards you and stamp your paw for a tenner.
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    went to glastonbury once with a few lads from the village.1st night they wanted to go back to the van to sleep fecking light weight's. i slept in some mad tent full of feck knows who.next morning wondering around a girl give me a lump of paste whizz the size of a piece of sweetcorn.feck me i spent the day marching around gurning like feck and sweating not even 2ft of slurry would stop me lol.
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    whizz shit you would try pushing your intestines out lol.
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    when ive got to shit ive got to shit.where i grew up in a terrace of houses 7 of them. across the back lane another terrace of house's.and last house down the bottom by the main road an old guy called joey i knew him from when i was a kid. 1 saturday morning on my way home about 7am i was full of whizz and drink and had to shit.there i was opposite his back gate shitting by the garage wall.and he opened it to go to the post office for his paper. he stared at me for about 5 seconds while i was in the shitting crouch and just said. you dirty b*****d lol.he never spoke to me again.
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    ive shit in the woods at -2 while ferreting the pink balloon knot was twitching like feck lol
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    such weather would even push even a new ncb donkey jacket to breaking point i bet i know the jam sandwich in the pocket wouldnt stand a chance.
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