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Simoman

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  1. Yes many councils now require a licence before dumping waste!!! The dyke was in the middle of the fens and contained 100's of gallons of the stuff, made my blood boil.............
  2. Lovely looking hunt country..............
  3. Yes mate, thats what I used when I got home, pm you tomorrow/today/whatever it is
  4. A scrub with trigene followed by odogene................
  5. Out with the dogs today and one of the dogs went into a dyke, only to emerge covered in car oil, upon closer inspection the entire dyke was full of used oil. I wiped and washed the dog at the truck as best I could but I couldn't beleive that some tosser had pumped a dyke in the middle of nowhere with waste oil...................
  6. I once took out 6 pink footed geese with one squeeze of the trigger...........don't you love AK-47's???
  7. Hi JD last Sunday i got a silencer for a S510 (12ft/ib) .Had to show the guy my Passport.atb. Catcher I bought a moderator from Blackpool air rifles ltd & had to show my ID aswell apparantly its the law now & you cant buy one without ID think i had to give my address aswell ! Thats because you look a dodgy character
  8. It contains all the essential vitamins, minerals and essential fatty acids required. I can keep the perfect body on a diet of fags, red bull and chips............. you might do ,but you would not last a nights walking with me ,on that diet . Are you trying it on saucey?
  9. It contains all the essential vitamins, minerals and essential fatty acids required. I can keep the perfect body on a diet of fags, red bull and chips.............
  10. Hes out tonight at gala bingo followed by a slice of birthday cake and a bed bath, poor old fella........
  11. Honest sue, you know me!!! Just a quick three hour mince around the headlights...........
  12. Used to go through there to Ravenshead the sign to Blidworth always made me smile: BLIDWORTH HOME OF THE SCROUNGING BA***RD Y.I.S Leeview I think that sign was stolen for scrap I was in Rainworth last night and those guys gives a chavs a bad reputation
  13. I've been staying with family in Derbyshire for a bit and my dad and his mates have been keen to see a dog lamping, anyway my dad got me some permission three fields from the country pub and I took my dad and two of his mates lamping after closing time, one got a phone call from his wife giving him a bollocking and he had to go home, my dad lasted 10 minutes before his cow phobia got the better of him and he left and Steve lasted the trip LOL. Anyway I have arranged to take them tomorrow and show them some decent sport. Struggling to upload the photos but i'll take some more tomorrow. Im
  14. still dosent answer my question is it a complete feed or do u hav to add somthing to it Yes its a complete diet, you may like to add some oil to the diet but yes its complete..........
  15. Beware also as this is a known dogging spot I pulled in there years ago to walk the dogs and wondered why the car park was so busy at 11pm
  16. Spiderpig/wag/wink/wilf/IanB, all these men took me out to show me things but none of them showed me the things I wanted
  17. Best of luck and I hope you have many happy years working it. Take your time and enter it slowly............
  18. Ideally 60% raw meaty bones such as chicken/turkey wings and 40% minced beef/tripe/lamb/minced veg/fish/offal etc.........
  19. Seems very unusual, I would have asked for a valid reason, because from what your saying there isn't one!!
  20. Sean, I always give ample warning, anyway i needed to warn him as only his wife makes the coffee!!!
  21. Julie listen to Darcy, he may be ugly, have repressed homo-sexual tendancies and have small reproductive organs but hes right.
  22. Best wishes mate, your getting old. I'll be leaving for yours shortly.
  23. I'll be there tomorrow, im the gorgeous hunk of burning love with a couple of lurchers.........................
  24. I suppose its one way of meeting vunerable young men!! In a dark secluded environment
  25. It has its place, but not on a 20 stone man walking around the Midland on a hot day..............
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