I was sent this the other day. Pretty funny
Subject: The Tail of the Cat-I'm still laughing...
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> We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone
> can top this one:
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> Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No >matter how
> legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks >I'm
> lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, >because
> the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I >had
> sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would f