HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was on his way to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is
someone in your house?' and he said 'No.' Then they said that all patrols
were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be
along when available. G