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Foxpack 2

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  1. One of my lads went to a local car boot looking for fishing tackle ,and came back with this for my man cave .good little find.
  2. An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?" I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb! ???
  3. When you go a friends house and you meet her mum and she's like "Take your shoes off, don't want a dirty carpet," and you're thinking "If only you knew how dirty your daughter is Barbara the carpet would be the least of your worries."
  4. A mans wandering through the woods when he comes across a guy tied to a tree his arms around the trunk and wrists cable tied together. He shouts"help me untie me I've just been robbed at knifepoint, they've taken my wallet and car keys we need to call the police " "Oh dear says the other man"unzipping his trousers "it's just not your lucky day is it sweetie?"
  5. Nice animal mate to be honest .does it graft ?
  6. My neighbours have three grown up sons. One's a Butcher, One's a Baker and I'll bet you can guess what the third one is. That's right, he's a Fat b*****d.
  7. They are bred to do both really ,but we need couple of earth workers as others we have are knocking on now,
  8. Pup out of Brian and the Russell bitch .
  9. Still fit as a fiddle .nocking on 9 years old.
  10. Dogs before I take them river .far to hot even at teatime
  11. Went to pick pups up today .we had 1 bitch 1 dog .all belters .
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