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Rapson73

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  1. It would need more than a few whiskeys to pursuade me that fat out of shape jukel of yours is a running dug. 22kg at that height,, lord above it must eat more than my wife, and she wus a fat cow before she croaked it sonny.
  2. Looks like a wee shite bag to me sonny,, seen English bull terriers with better running capacity then that jukel,, don’t forget I been around jukel since the 1950s,, there’s nay much ye can tell me sonny.
  3. A hope that was nay winter sonny. Looks fat as butter. Unless it is half Labrador and a will let ye off. Ma beddy whips are a wee bit lighter in frame than ye jukel above. Fat f****n’ thing. Ye must be pullin ma leg.
  4. A laddy who knows his onions it seems,, wel lads let me say I been around hunting dogs since 1954 and never read so much pish and wind as I have tonayt. Terrier for bushing? Give thee heed a wobble lads. Beagle x spaniel is the ultimate bushing jukel. Nothing else comes close me lads. Terrier? Nay fer me thanks.
  5. When ye know ye know sonny. Takes some of these kids a wee bit longer hey.
  6. I like it,, I looked a bit like ye fella on the right in the kilt aboot 1970
  7. Only tugging yer leg sonny. I’ve just opened a bottle of Talisker me son got me for Father’s Day. Nice tipple it is too.
  8. South of the border is south of the border laddy. Hang ye heed in shame,, Yee aboot as Scottish as the queen a reckon,
  9. Always go with ye gut son. Ye would have got it bob on. I been around runners since 1954 and still struggling get my heed roond these bully types,, Give me a beddy whip any day sonny.
  10. 3 of my 5 grandkids are technically English. Well half English anyway. And born in England... softy poofs the 3 a them. You won’t change my mind in a hurry sonny.
  11. Southern poofs that’s what they are laddy,, Me old gran said “I don’t hate thee English, they’re just all softy poofs” I come to learn she was nay far wrong,,
  12. I’m fae all over pal. Never settled anywhere more than 10 years. I’ve been aboot. Spent 55 years in some part of Scotland or other. Only the last few years I’ve been darn sarf, thee all wear jumpers in summer the poofs.
  13. I’m just aboot internet savvy aye. My granddaughter set me up with a big screen and keyboard,, I don’t know about winter challenges and rap lyrics. I’m just an old man who tries to catch a rabbit. If I get one a month for the casserole then I’m happy as pig in muck as thee say down sarf,, but a walk out sounds good to me sonny. As long as you don’t mind walking slow?
  14. I was born just north of the border son, spent a lot of my youth in glasgow and spent time all over Scotland and settled down Bedfordshire. Altho I’ve been staying in the Midlands for the last 10 year or so,, Pics? You must mean photographs. I haven’t used a camera for 30 years. And that was a film camera. I went to buy one last year and walked out of the shop when the lassy started talking about SD cards,,
  15. In that case I’m still 21,, Just got a couple of wee whippet crosses for ratching aboot with.
  16. 78? I got a grandson born 1978. Your just a nipper, snapping at me heels!
  17. Thee want putting down. Gives us old yins a bad name.
  18. I'm a handsome cnut. lol I thought she was calling me Peter lolGive the girl a break ffs if she wants to call you Peter or Patricia she can - some idiots on ere likeso I'm an idiot cuz I don't want be called Peter lol ok treacleIn a nutshell........ treacleYou not working tonight . This your 4 days offI have been off since 2015 when I retired chumyea ok lol two post one winding me up and one slagging hubs off not hard figure out chum Me and Hubbs have got allot of history chum. You just stood out as a bit of a clown so attract my attention; figure out what you will,
  19. I'm a handsome cnut. lol I thought she was calling me Peter lolGive the girl a break ffs if she wants to call you Peter or Patricia she can - some idiots on ere likeso I'm an idiot cuz I don't want be called Peter lol ok treacleIn a nutshell........ treacleYou not working tonight . This your 4 days off I have been off since 2015 when I retired chum
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