I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
British dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and double cab trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets