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Up in the mountains of Portugal I spend half me time cooking only venture out. For grilled chicken because I can’t replicate it lol but I crack on with the local fish market

Now, enough of the tit for tat with a set of mincers. I made the point and I stand by it, if you are against all immigration and then claim you are going to move abroad then you are a hypocrite, it's as simple as that.

Corn beef hash black pork chorizo wild boar bacon , monk fish Thai green curry

Mixed grill

Mate, I'd tie both arms and legs up and I'd still be confident of turning you in to a human pretzel. Come on now Dan it's not April yet FFS. Lol

Sounds like you been on 3 for £100 on a school night again....give you that confidence that you lack?

I'd fit several of your kennels in my garden, do you ship?

Well, you couldn’t could you so it’s a bit of a moot point ! lol

Decent name for your Mandingo! Lol

I wouldn't have the cheek to even ask! Lol

Buffalo !

I’m sure not mate, you’d have to have the room to build them for starters ! lol

I think you need to read up on internal combustion engines, are you still using hoss & cart?

I spare no expense Wilf, no dog kennels for my kids mate.

Well I don’t think that’s news to anyone, but does your Tesla fire up or not ?

C**t can't even paint his house and he has the cheek to try and rip others, man looks like he gets his clothing from Skeggy market FFS, you've got to love the internet.

Premier of what ?……Miami holidays ?, 2nd hand electric cars?, binocular buying ?, driving past gyms ?, sitting outside Co-Ops taking pictures of car dashboards ?…….you need to be more precise for us ordinary mortals

Generally speaking, you are as thick as a joiners thumb!

Premier of course, not Vauxhall Conference like you two.

Well generally speaking yes, but I thought yours would ?

That's what the game says when Dan and the hippo turn up......lol

What league is that if you don’t mind me asking ? Asking for a friend

A Tesla don't fire up you pure mong!

I've swerved none you scrawny cnut, how the feck would you know, you've never left Twin Town all your life FFS. You struggle to pull off your bedsheets Dan let's keep it real hahahaha. Too scared to go meet Greyman, nobody with an ounce of brain matter would drive 4 or 5 hours to go look at a blurry pic of a moggy, but I suppose that explains why you did empty head. Hahahahaha As I say, you have smoked that much weed it has completely drained you of body mass and any remaining grey matter you had left, if you had any at all to begin with that is. Seriously son, get back in your

You’re treading a thin line mate, just you wait until he gets back from Miami and fires up the Tesla !……