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Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

Quite funny,.......lol, (& nearly 'over my head', too,...lol)

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This is our earthy :laugh:

 

 

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ha ha ,....this is why i much prefer you, as a 'mod' , moxy ?,.....rather than ole 'Matt' ?,....(although i didnt 'dislike' him, & do miss him, some ,....) lol

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Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

Are you not the 'old man', of the 'squad', anyway,.....ha ha ha (nowt wrong wi that !, mind) ?,......or would it be , Moxy ?,...lol

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Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

Are you not the 'old man', of the 'squad', anyway,.....ha ha ha (nowt wrong wi that !, mind) ?,......or would it be , Moxy ?,...lol

 

Bet Phils, no 'spring chicken', either ? he he,......(god, id still be the 'tea boy', amongst you lot !) ha ha ha

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You got to have a sense of humour.

Just think of a forum full of miserable mawdy men not earning any money because they don't know what to charge and are getting undercut at every corner by Internet educated imposters :laugh:

 

Speaking of Matt. How are these super duper tunnel traps coming along? Apologies if that's someone else's baby but I recall reading he had his finger in that pie?

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Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

 

Are you not the 'old man', of the 'squad', anyway,.....ha ha ha (nowt wrong wi that !, mind) ?,......or would it be , Moxy ?,...lol

Not me pal. I'm just an impressionable youngster drawn in by the lure of lager adverts!

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Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

Are you not the 'old man', of the 'squad', anyway,.....ha ha ha (nowt wrong wi that !, mind) ?,......or would it be , Moxy ?,...lol

 

Bet Phils, no 'spring chicken', either ? he he,......(god, id still be the 'tea boy', amongst you lot !) ha ha ha

 

 

Better the Tea Boy than the Rent Boy.

 

This is how I see you.............

 

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You got to have a sense of humour.

Just think of a forum full of miserable mawdy men not earning any money because they don't know what to charge and are getting undercut at every corner by Internet educated imposters :laugh:

 

Speaking of Matt. How are these super duper tunnel traps coming along? Apologies if that's someone else's baby but I recall reading he had his finger in that pie?

I dont know for definate, mate,...but, i suspect that its probably on the ' shelf ', for now ?

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Surprises me. The way you come across I thought that your first invoice would have been in groats on papyrus. :tongue2:

Are you not the 'old man', of the 'squad', anyway,.....ha ha ha (nowt wrong wi that !, mind) ?,......or would it be , Moxy ?,...lol

Not me pal. I'm just an impressionable youngster drawn in by the lure of lager adverts!

 

lol lol

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Right then lads now I've caught 5 moles and become a professional mole catcher what the f#%k do I charge

Whatever you charge is your own business but now you have declared yourself a professional prepare for the knock on the door late at night . Or maybe a group of hooded, velvet gloved enforcers from one of the "Chapters of the Church of Earth" will ambush and drag you aside in Tesco's car-park, force you to sign-up as a prospect and demand their cut of the profits. You may even be approached in a pub toilet by a man asking to see your Duffus. Only agree if he offers to show you his Putang first to prove he is a fellow mole-catcher rather than a pervert.

Luckily you should be able to offset any obligatory joining fees to one of the Mole-catching guilds by selling the five moles you already have in the bag as a set of rather cute finger-puppets.

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You got to have a sense of humour.

Just think of a forum full of miserable mawdy men not earning any money because they don't know what to charge and are getting undercut at every corner by Internet educated imposters :laugh:

 

Speaking of Matt. How are these super duper tunnel traps coming along? Apologies if that's someone else's baby but I recall reading he had his finger in that pie?

I dont know for definate, mate,...but, i suspect that its probably on the ' shelf ', for now ?

 

Maybe Matts, retired ?,...cause hes made so much money, possibly ?,....lol,.....& wheres 'Perthshire', has he f....d off too 'facebook', or somewhere ?,...

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Right then lads now I've caught 5 moles and become a professional mole catcher what the f#%k do I charge

Best to count the hair on each mole and divide by the combined weight, that will give you a good profit margin, according to the BMG :cray::cray:

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