chartpolski 20,575 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Yeah, the imbecile has just banned me from his "Vermin Truth box", evidently it's only open to the two idiots who revere him !!!Cheers. bet you won't sleep for days now! I'm devastated !!! I'll miss his humour, reparte' and unequelled wit !! Cheers. Quote Link to post
MOO 730 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 65 RACES APPARANTLY I reckon he just made that number up cos one of the coursing dogs won 64 matches and mark has to be better............ JUST LIKE THE 5000 RABBITS HE RECONED HE HAD SINCE SEPT Quote Link to post
Guest WILF Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 When you talk to Mark about his hit list, tell him Salman Rushdie is spoken for, Freddie Mercury is allready dead, so is Adolf Hitler, Beckham didnt mean to get sent off against Argentina, Rambo has hung up his knife and me and Moo are on our holidays. Quote Link to post
MOO 730 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 RIGHT IVE JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE TO MARK ,,, AN HES NOT A HAPPY CHAPPIE,,,, HES GOT A GET BACK BOOK FOR ALL YOU LOT SO WATCH YOURSELFS HES GOT A TOP 10 HIT LIST ,,, CAN ANYONE NAME THEM??????????? WELL IF IM ON IT HE BETTER BRING A FUKIN ARMY CAUSE HE'LL GET A FUKIN WAR AND I KNOW FOR SURE THAT FAT USELESS PRIK KNOWS WHATS COMEING TO HIM WHEN WE MEET ....AND THATS ALL IM GOING TO SAY ON A PUBLIC SITE Quote Link to post
artic 595 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 When you talk to Mark about his hit list, tell him Salman Rushdie is spoken for, Freddie Mercury is allready dead, so is Adolf Hitler, Beckham didnt mean to get sent off against Argentina, Rambo has hung up his knife and me and Moo are on our holidays. Quote Link to post
chartpolski 20,575 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Well, we've had his "hit list" ! So who is on his friends list ??? Rob W. APW. Primadonna. Samet Sam, (bought and paid for). And, erm...... well, thats about it ! cheers. Quote Link to post
Mark Fat Jacker 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 65 RACES APPARANTLY I reckon he just made that number up cos one of the coursing dogs won 64 matches and mark has to be better............ JUST LIKE THE 5000 RABBITS HE RECONED HE HAD SINCE SEPT RIGHT I'M BACK. YOU SILLY JOCK FOOL I NEVER SAID 5000 SINCE SEPTEMBER, IT WAS 15,000 AND NOT SEPTEMBER, IT WAS SINCE JANUARY. FOOL. ANYONE WHO WANTS A TASTE OF MY KNUCKLE BETTER GET IN LINE FOR WHEN THE FAT JACKER IS RILED THEN THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE RESULT-- PAIN! I AM THE ORIGINAL AND IM THE BEST. AND I ALWAYS WILL BE . AND SO WILL KAT. SHE IS THE ORIGINAL TOO AND BEST. AND THE ONLY DOG IN THE WORLD THAT ISNT TOO BIG. SHE IS A TOP CLASS RUNNING MACHINE AND RABBITER. I COULD LIVE OFF HER. BUT I DONT HAVE TO. I GOT LOTS OF MONEY YOU SEE. YOU NO GOOD PEASANTS. I PITY YOU LOT AND TOMO. YOU ALL SWALLOWED THE TALE THAT I LOST, BUT I THINK YOU WILL FIND I WON BY DEFAULT. IF ANYONE WANTS TO ARGUE LETS HAVE IT. AND THAT GOES FOR YOU SKUNKY GYPOS. BRING IT ON, BUT I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE HOSPITAL FOOD YOU LOOSERS. I AM A SELF MADE MAN AND MODEST TOO. AND I OWN CARREG AND HE WILL LET ME ON MOOCHERS AND NOT BECAUSE I BEGGED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL PLEADING WITH MUMMY FOR A TUBE OF SMARTIES, NO , IT WAS BECAUSE HE KNOWS I HAVE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY AND ACTUALLY OWN ALL THE RAILWAYS. ALL OF THEM. IF I DONT GET ON HE WILL PAY. DEARLY. I AM THE KING OF FIELD AND FEN AND BINGO HALL AND RAILWAY AND TATTOO PARLOUR. AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN GO AND SUCK MY LEFT NIPPLE.! UNDERSTOOD! I THINK I HAVE MADE A VALID POINT AND PROOVED IT TO ALL THE LOOSERS. Quote Link to post
Mark Fat Jacker 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Well, we've had his "hit list" ! So who is on his friends list ??? Rob W. APW. Primadonna. Samet Sam, (bought and paid for). And, erm...... well, thats about it ! cheers. AND ME! I AM MY OWN BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I AM THE BEST BEST FRIEND A MAN CAN HAVE AND I LOVE BEING BEST AT BEING MY BEST FRIEND. Quote Link to post
Mark Fat Jacker 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) Them poems are fecking class NO THERE NOT. THEY ARE RUBBISH. MINE ARE BETTER. IM THE BEST POET. IN THE WORLD AND MY POEMS ARE READ ALOUD EVERY NIGHT BEFORE MY BESSI MATE AND I GO UNDER THE SHEETS. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE. "I LIKE COFFEE, I LIKE TEA, I LIKE SITTING ON A BLACK MAN'S KNEE." YEAH? READ IT AND WEEP YOU FOOLS. Edited April 3, 2009 by Mark Fat Jacker Quote Link to post
chartpolski 20,575 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 65 RACES APPARANTLY I reckon he just made that number up cos one of the coursing dogs won 64 matches and mark has to be better............ JUST LIKE THE 5000 RABBITS HE RECONED HE HAD SINCE SEPT RIGHT I'M BACK. YOU SILLY JOCK FOOL I NEVER SAID 5000 SINCE SEPTEMBER, IT WAS 15,000 AND NOT SEPTEMBER, IT WAS SINCE JANUARY. FOOL. ANYONE WHO WANTS A TASTE OF MY KNUCKLE BETTER GET IN LINE FOR WHEN THE FAT JACKER IS RILED THEN THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE RESULT-- PAIN! I AM THE ORIGINAL AND IM THE BEST. AND I ALWAYS WILL BE . AND SO WILL KAT. SHE IS THE ORIGINAL TOO AND BEST. AND THE ONLY DOG IN THE WORLD THAT ISNT TOO BIG. SHE IS A TOP CLASS RUNNING MACHINE AND RABBITER. I COULD LIVE OFF HER. BUT I DONT HAVE TO. I GOT LOTS OF MONEY YOU SEE. YOU NO GOOD PEASANTS. I PITY YOU LOT AND TOMO. YOU ALL SWALLOWED THE TALE THAT I LOST, BUT I THINK YOU WILL FIND I WON BY DEFAULT. IF ANYONE WANTS TO ARGUE LETS HAVE IT. AND THAT GOES FOR YOU SKUNKY GYPOS. BRING IT ON, BUT I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE HOSPITAL FOOD YOU LOOSERS. I AM A SELF MADE MAN AND MODEST TOO. AND I OWN CARREG AND HE WILL LET ME ON MOOCHERS AND NOT BECAUSE I BEGGED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL PLEADING WITH MUMMY FOR A TUBE OF SMARTIES, NO , IT WAS BECAUSE HE KNOWS I HAVE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY AND ACTUALLY OWN ALL THE RAILWAYS. ALL OF THEM. IF I DONT GET ON HE WILL PAY. DEARLY. I AM THE KING OF FIELD AND FEN AND BINGO HALL AND RAILWAY AND TATTOO PARLOUR. AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN GO AND SUCK MY LEFT NIPPLE.! UNDERSTOOD! I THINK I HAVE MADE A VALID POINT AND PROOVED IT TO ALL THE LOOSERS. The best yet !!! ROTFL... Quote Link to post
Guest ANDREA GOBSHITE Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 YOU TELL EM MARK YOU ARE ALL FOOKING DEAD WHEN I SEE YOO IN FACT YOU CAN HAVE MY NUMBER I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOO WHY EYE I OFFERED THAT MOO OUT AND HE SHIT IT WE ON HU ARE THE HARDEST FOOKERS IN THE COUNTRY AND MARK IS THE HARDEST IN THE WORLD AND HE CATCHES THE MOST FOOKING GAME SO FOOK OFF DID I MENTION YOU COULD HAVE MY NUMBER IF YOO WANT A FIGHT I WILL FIGHT ANYONE ME I WANTED TO FIGHT IAN B BUT HE SHIT HIS SEN MAN MAN MAN I AM FOOKING ROCK LIKE AND YOU ARE ALL WANK*RS I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOU DO YOO WANT MY NUMBER LIKE :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: Quote Link to post
riohog 5,645 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 YOU TELL EM MARK YOU ARE ALL FOOKING DEAD WHEN I SEE YOO IN FACT YOU CAN HAVE MY NUMBER I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOO WHY EYE I OFFERED THAT MOO OUT AND HE SHIT IT WE ON HU ARE THE HARDEST FOOKERS IN THE COUNTRY AND MARK IS THE HARDEST IN THE WORLD AND HE CATCHES THE MOST FOOKING GAME SO FOOK OFF DID I MENTION YOU COULD HAVE MY NUMBER IF YOO WANT A FIGHT I WILL FIGHT ANYONE ME I WANTED TO FIGHT IAN B BUT HE SHIT HIS SEN MAN MAN MAN I AM FOOKING ROCK LIKE AND YOU ARE ALL WANK*RS I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOU DO YOO WANT MY NUMBER LIKE :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :realmad: :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4: Quote Link to post
chartpolski 20,575 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 MarkFatJacker and Andrea Gobshite ................ It's like something out of VIZ !!! LOL !! Cheers. Quote Link to post
Guest ANDREA GOBSHITE Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4: WHO THE FOOK ARE YOO TALKING TO FOOKING PRICK DO YOO WANT ME TO SEND MY BOUNCERS ROOND YOUR FOOKING HOOOSE LIKE I WILL SMASH YOUR FOOKING FACE IN DO YOU WANT MY NUMBER I WILL FOOKING DO YOU AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS A BIT OF ME FOOKERS Quote Link to post
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