dai dogs 1,965 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 wev all had embarrassing moments but wil you tell one. heres one of mine. years ago my girlfriend and myself were walking home from a night out. feeling a bit horny we decided to go down a dark blockend. a few minuites later as i was locked on a light appeared two police officers. put me right off my vinegar stroke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 What about today, I went in this new shop called "Just for Men" as my regular barber was closed. When I went in I thought I'm gona ask how much cos I have been caught out before and got charged £7 when my regular man is only a fiver. So I asked the young girl "how much for short back and sides" she says "we dont cut hair" I thought WHAT THE F*ck is this place. I says "well what do you do" she says "facials and manicures" I said well it says Just for Men on your sign she says "Yes thats right" What is the world coming to ???????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 What about today, I went in this new shop called "Just for Men" as my regular barber was closed. When I went in I thought I'm gona ask how much cos I have been caught out before and got charged £7 when my regular man is only a fiver. So I asked the young girl "how much for short back and sides" she says "we dont cut hair" I thought WHAT THE F*ck is this place. I says "well what do you do" she says "facials and manicures" I said well it says Just for Men on your sign she says "Yes thats right" What is the world coming to ???????? I know mate, my mates 15 year old boy had hair straighteners for Christmas! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Lmao Is He a Jam Duff ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 No mate, they're all doing it apparently.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have far too many embarrassing moments to mention, not that i would to anyway......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Oh, There's Even Special Make Up For Men Now, Guyliner & Everything Well... What Is This World Coming To Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xx-georgia-xx 15 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Oh, There's Even Special Make Up For Men Now, Guyliner & Everything Well... What Is This World Coming To i no! i had to teach my boy mate how to put it on lol i do his make-up for him when he ask's i call him a puff lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Oh, There's Even Special Make Up For Men Now, Guyliner & Everything Well... What Is This World Coming To Well I'm glad not all the kids are so fecking daft lad. Grow a beard, scratch your balls in public, talk about tits & stay away from 'Manbags' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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scent 509 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops Oh my god i would be ashamed and embarrassed lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shephound 19 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops at least she was over the age but only just Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 i brought a lass home one night from the pud when i was 22 and we kinda got up to no good .Next day im in the pub with one of me best mates and in she comes over to me and starts talking to my mate .I asked hin how he knew her he said she was his 16 year old cousin ,oops Oh my god i would be ashamed and embarrassed lol. i was but lets just say she was mature for her age Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xx-georgia-xx 15 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 well my most embarrassing moment was when i was in a school play and i played the virgin mary and the teacher told me to go on stage i was only 7 at the time and i went on stage and started singing (this is when i could sing good) then it was time to say my line and grumpy me dident want to, so i threw the baby across the stage (toy one!) and stormed off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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