wildfowler-2007 0 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones God saying, "I've got 40 travellers here, can I let them in." God says, "We're over quota with pikeys, go and tell them to chose between themselves which 12 are the most worthy, and I will just let them in." Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. "They've gone!", he tells God. "What!" says God, "All 40 of them." "No, the gates!" ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moseley 16 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 like it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 :clapper: I'm surprised they didn't offer to tarmac the drive for St. Peter too.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 he'd of let em in no problems cos his son jesus was a gypsy............... think about born in a stable with horses.. didnt live in one place instead he travelled about .. pesecuted everywhere he went and the law moved him on........ and eventualy your lot killed him............... yeah jesus is my breed alright.................... exactly how jesus was treated thats how my breed are treated 2day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,017 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 he'd of let em in no problems cos his son jesus was a gypsy............... think about born in a stable with horses.. didnt live in one place instead he travelled about .. pesecuted everywhere he went and the law moved him on........ and eventualy your lot killed him............... yeah jesus is my breed alright.................... exactly how jesus was treated thats how my breed are treated 2day treat people like they treat you, nothing more nothing less, as said before there,s scum in all walks of life don,t take it to personal all the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIGZY 4 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 anybody want to buy 2 new gates Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 he'd of let em in no problems cos his son jesus was a gypsy............... think about born in a stable with horses.. didnt live in one place instead he travelled about .. pesecuted everywhere he went and the law moved him on........ and eventualy your lot killed him............... yeah jesus is my breed alright.................... exactly how jesus was treated thats how my breed are treated 2day Yogger, most of my traveller friends think that Elvis was the son of God.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,017 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 anybody want to buy 2 new gates No, but i have a nice joekel for sale catche,s hare,s on three legs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIGZY 4 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 anybody want to buy 2 new gates No, but i have a nice joekel for sale catche,s hare,s on three legs will you give me back some luck money.................................. done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,017 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 anybody want to buy 2 new gates No, but i have a nice joekel for sale catche,s hare,s on three legs will you give me back some luck money.................................. done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdan 11 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) elvis was his secound son and of course jesus was a traveler he was good looking and thats why there a lot of travler women called mary and we wayed the gates in sorry but ill put up a lovely fence for you just after i prown the tree of knoledge Edited September 18, 2008 by bigdan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goldfinch2007 2,331 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 he'd of let em in no problems cos his son jesus was a gypsy............... think about born in a stable with horses.. didnt live in one place instead he travelled about .. pesecuted everywhere he went and the law moved him on........ and eventualy your lot killed him............... yeah jesus is my breed alright.................... exactly how jesus was treated thats how my breed are treated 2day kooshti bok me pala Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mucky paws 495 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) 40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones God saying, "I've got 40 travellers here, can I let them in." God says, "We're over quota with pikeys, go and tell them to chose between themselves which 12 are the most worthy, and I will just let them in." Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. "They've gone!", he tells God. "What!" says God, "All 40 of them." "No, the gates!" ...... well it does say, god helps those who help them selfs lol ... and to add the law helps those who are caught helping them selfs lol Edited December 13, 2008 by mucky paws Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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kash 1 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 behave yourselves have you been at the cory pie with a whiskey chaser Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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