Clipper 207 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 JACK AND JILL Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.' Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.' Go Jill !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Malt 379 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I can get into my Wife's knickers, but they're not very comfortable... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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kash 1 Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 newly married couple back from honeymoon, man's 1st day back at work comes home to find his mrs crying on the stairs. "what you crying for"? "i wanted it to be a good night but have burnt your dinner" "never mind that" and so takes her upstairs and gives her a good seeing to, following night,similar thing. comes in she's there crying again "whats the matter this time"? "i've burnt your dinner again and it was a salad" "i told you yesterday thats not a problem" and so takes her upstairs gives her another good seeing to, following day he comes home,and she's sliding down the bannister f*****g starkers. "what the f**k are you doing now"? "i'm keeping yor f*****g dinner warm" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,594 Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 newly married couple back from honeymoon,man's 1st day back at work comes home to find his mrs crying on the stairs. "what you crying for"? "i wanted it to be a good night but have burnt your dinner" "never mind that" and so takes her upstairs and gives her a good seeing to, following night,similar thing. comes in she's there crying again "whats the matter this time"? "i've burnt your dinner again and it was a salad" "i told you yesterday thats not a problem" and so takes her upstairs gives her another good seeing to, following day he comes home,and she's sliding down the bannister f*****g starkers. "what the f**k are you doing now"? "i'm keeping yor f*****g dinner warm" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 humpty dumpty sat on a rock,little bo peep was sucking his cock. as soon as he came she started two weep,she knew by the taste he'd been f*****g her sheep teacher two class:"what does your dad do at week- ends"? little boy" he's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if thde money's right he let's the punters bang his arse and cum in his gob.teacher takes him outside: " is that true? "no miss, it's bollocks, he plays for england but i'm too embarrased to say" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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