mattydski 560 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1/.What is the only bird that can fly backwards? 2/.How many tentacles does a squid have? 3/.What occurs more in december than any other month? 4/.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? 5/.What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide? 6/.85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. 7/.What is the largest invertebrate? 8/.What was the name of the first computer game? 9/.Jackals are different from dogs and wolves in what way? A. They live on a different continent. B. They are really alien life forms. C. They are canids. D. They have one more pair of chromosomes. 10/.And the tie breaker. How many days old was George Bush JR when he got married Have Fun Folks.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,250 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1/.What is the only bird that can fly backwards? 2/.How many tentacles does a squid have? 3/.What occurs more in december than any other month? 4/.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? 5/.What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide? 6/.85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. 7/.What is the largest invertebrate? 8/.What was the name of the first computer game? 9/.Jackals are different from dogs and wolves in what way? A. They live on a different continent. B. They are really alien life forms. C. They are canids. D. They have one more pair of chromosomes. 10/.And the tie breaker. How many days old was George Bush JR when he got married Have Fun Folks.. 1 humming bird 2 dont know 3 e 4 ? 5 air 6 smilling 7 blue whale 8 bat and ball 9 c 10 11085 how did I do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted September 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1/.What is the only bird that can fly backwards? 2/.How many tentacles does a squid have? 3/.What occurs more in december than any other month? 4/.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? 5/.What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide? 6/.85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. 7/.What is the largest invertebrate? 8/.What was the name of the first computer game? 9/.Jackals are different from dogs and wolves in what way? A. They live on a different continent. B. They are really alien life forms. C. They are canids. D. They have one more pair of chromosomes. 10/.And the tie breaker. How many days old was George Bush JR when he got married Have Fun Folks.. 1 humming bird 2 dont know 3 e 4 ? 5 air 6 smilling 7 blue whale 8 bat and ball 9 c 10 11085 how did I do? just the 1 i'm afraid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1/.What is the only bird that can fly backwards? 2/.How many tentacles does a squid have? 3/.What occurs more in december than any other month? 4/.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? 5/.What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide? 6/.85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. 7/.What is the largest invertebrate? 8/.What was the name of the first computer game? 9/.Jackals are different from dogs and wolves in what way? A. They live on a different continent. B. They are really alien life forms. C. They are canids. D. They have one more pair of chromosomes. 10/.And the tie breaker. How many days old was George Bush JR when he got married Have Fun Folks.. 1=humming bird,,,,2=6,,,,,,,,3=xmas day,,,,,,4=not a fecking clue,,,,,,5=fire extingwisher,sorry for the spelling, i'v had a gargle or 2,,,,,,,,6=thinking of someone else,,,,,,,7=guess @ dolphin,,,,,,8=tank command,,,,,,,9=c,,,,,,,10=500 in mind----------------well there you go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted September 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1 i'm afraid Jack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 5 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1/.What is the only bird that can fly backwards? 2/.How many tentacles does a squid have? 3/.What occurs more in december than any other month? 4/.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? 5/.What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide? 6/.85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. 7/.What is the largest invertebrate? 8/.What was the name of the first computer game? 9/.Jackals are different from dogs and wolves in what way? A. They live on a different continent. B. They are really alien life forms. C. They are canids. D. They have one more pair of chromosomes. 10/.And the tie breaker. How many days old was George Bush JR when he got married Have Fun Folks.. 1,humming bird 2, a million :whistling:3,snow 4, doh 5,clouds 6, coming 7,boa 8,tennis 9,d :big_boss:10, 15000 how did i do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1 i'm afraid Jack took me fecking ages to to that humming bird Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 7. Giant squid?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted September 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 1,humming bird 2, a million :whistling:3,snow 4, doh 5,clouds 6, coming 7,boa 8,tennis 9,d :big_boss:10, 15000 how did i do Getting there now..2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted September 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 7. Giant squid?? You got 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,646 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 I did number 5) as a question in a pub-quiz once,fart. :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 7. Giant squid?? You got 1 I should probably quit while I'm ahead ..... But Is 5. Farting and 3. Burglarys/ thefts?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted September 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 7. Giant squid?? You got 1 I should probably quit while I'm ahead ..... But Is 5. Farting and 3. Burglarys/ thefts?? your up to 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,250 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 just the 1 i'm afraid I should read more carefully I would of got 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,646 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Bullet proof vests and fire-escapes?Invented by ladies methinks,I know the vests certainly were. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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