Joke

[The one 8,594]

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

 

 

 

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

 

 

 

'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.

 

 

 

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

 

 

 

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

 

 

 

At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'

 

 

 

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

 

 

 

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

 

 

 

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'

 

 

 

 

 

THERE'S MORE...

 

 

 

 

 

Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass.

 

 

 

He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

 

 

 

'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.

 

 

 

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.

 

 

 

He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

 

 

 

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

 

 

 

Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom a nd breaks every bone in his body.

 

 

 

Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'

 

 

 

 

 

IT IS NOT OVER YET...

 

 

 

 

 

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.

 

 

 

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.

 

 

 

Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

 

 

 

Once more Paddy shakes his head.

 

 

 

'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited June 27, 2008 by The one

[jack_russels. 6]

[rob.i 26]

[shepp 2,285]

[polecat 1]

why is it always the irish that get it jokes not bad though

[Rhodey 96]

f*****g brilliant joke I've actually got tears streaming done my face.

 

[huntergatherer 0]

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

 

"The operator says: 'Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: 'OK, now what?'."

[topshot 0]

you fooking legend thats class bin laughing for 20min

[Guest bullterrier]

love it

[The one 8,594]

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

 

Game keeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shyte n pish.'

 

Man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English .......repeat that in English'.

 

Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.

[speedlamper 0]

 

bloody irish and there 'eggstreme sports'

[droid 11]

Fookin class act, The One......

[Coney 3]

Quality.

[lampinlarry 0]

bloody irish and there 'eggstreme sports'

??????

Edited July 21, 2008 by lampinlarry