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if your house was burgled,you had been assaulted ,had an act of criminal damage inflicted on your property,or were in fear for your life and you couldnt get a copper to attend as all their units were currently deployed. you see i had just been grassed by a neighbour for tyres with less than the legal limit of tread on the 2 back tyres,car wasnt being used and was parked on the road,cheeky cop even came and knocked on my door! so now i have a VDRS ticket !!!! the copper travelled from the otherside of the county to make sure i was not being a naughty boy!

 

funny thing is that last year i was burgled and it took 10 days for a copper to come 3 miles to my home!

 

so now i have to take the good tyres off the front and put them on the back so the mot center can stamp the ticket to say the rear tyres are fine!

 

total waste of time,had i been on a road at the time and was endangering myself or other road users i would be fine with it ,but the fcukin car was parked up because of the tyres!

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if your house was burgled,you had been assaulted ,had an act of criminal damage inflicted on your property,or were in fear for your life and you couldnt get a copper to attend as all their units were currently deployed. you see i had just been grassed by a neighbour for tyres with less than the legal limit of tread on the 2 back tyres,car wasnt being used and was parked on the road,cheeky cop even came and knocked on my door! so now i have a VDRS ticket !!!! the copper travelled from the otherside of the county to make sure i was not being a naughty boy!

 

funny thing is that last year i was burgled and it took 10 days for a copper to come 3 miles to my home!

 

so now i have to take the good tyres off the front and put them on the back so the mot center can stamp the ticket to say the rear tyres are fine!

 

total waste of time,had i been on a road at the time and was endangering myself or other road users i would be fine with it ,but the fcukin car was parked up because of the tyres!

 

Only 10 days it took them 16 weeks to interview my husband after a car crash, at that point we didnt know if he was going to be prossecuted or not , so waiting for them to bother there arse to make up there minds was pretty stressfull

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f'ing tossers.... they go for the "easy" stuff. SO they can earn there easy brownie points.

 

Years ago when we got our living room window put out, we went to see if we could sort the lad out, all 7 of us. My brother put his fist through the lads door window, and the police were at the scene f'ing rapid. b*****ds, always there when you dont need them. Mind you, just as well because if we had got at the lad, i think all of us would have been detained courtesy of her majesty

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Well,theres at least one officer of the law who posts regularly on this forum,if we ask nicely I am sure he will explain in detail exactly what the police crime prioritisation policy is? :whistling:

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Fish why has the tw*t next door shopped you to the old bill for having baldy tyres that's a pure ba*tards trick???

 

i agree.............tosser!!!!!!!!

 

i think the problem is that most coppers are now community support officers ( i call em hobby bobbys)

 

they dont get patrol cars or even bikes.............bloody walk everywhere!!!!!!!

 

i heard a story that a bloke caught some young lads robbing gear out of his shed...............so he locked em in and called the police, and said he was going to shoot em ( he wasn't of course) coppers where there double quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................nice one!!

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Fish why has the tw*t next door shopped you to the old bill for having baldy tyres that's a pure ba*tards trick???

 

i agree.............tosser!!!!!!!!

 

i think the problem is that most coppers are now community support officers ( i call em hobby bobbys)

 

they dont get patrol cars or even bikes.............bloody walk everywhere!!!!!!!

 

i heard a story that a bloke caught some young lads robbing gear out of his shed...............so he locked em in and called the police, and said he was going to shoot em ( he wasn't of course) coppers where there double quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................nice one!!

 

Our plastic coppers have a nice old Corsa to bomb around in, one of the pretentious little stawT (read it backwards) tried to book a mate of mine for riding his crosser, on his own land. Now that’s got to be a waste of Police time. Community support officers my RRR’s

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Fish why has the tw*t next door shopped you to the old bill for having baldy tyres that's a pure ba*tards trick???

 

it was the same chap that called the social services and said we were unfit parents and other allegations! as it was we were totally exhonerated by the social services dpt .

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Fish why has the tw*t next door shopped you to the old bill for having baldy tyres that's a pure ba*tards trick???

 

it was the same chap that called the social services and said we were unfit parents and other allegations! as it was we were totally exhonerated by the social services dpt .

 

Sounds like he needs a talking to one dark night mate. :whistling::whistling:

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What a f**king cock! He should be getting done for wasting police time.

I'm fairly sweet with my neighbours aint had one on one side of the house for over 5 years , thats soon to change ( and we've already had words aboutt her winding the dogs up in the run silly cow). But on the other side the blokes decent, often pops round with some junk for a crack, gives me the odd tip on where theres a few bunnies about.

Have had neighbours from hell in the cul-de before old curtains twitching if we had been out on the lamp but thankfully none ever called the plod.

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easy way to get a copper round this way is to go out and point your lurcher at a Hare, they send the whole squad compleat with an rspca officer to make sure you dogs in fine health, a group of coppers to help you get into the van (please mind your head sir) and they even get you your own hellcopter to light the way for you in case you get lost leaving the field. OH,,,,, and then theres that realy nice B&B that they put you up in for the night, so when you get home to your wife who they have scared the living shits out of by telling her your going to prison for this. And we must not forget the child leason officer who is there to protect the kids BECAUSE YOUR THEIR STEP FATHER WE ALL KNOW YOUR GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE A PEADO because you cause a hare or two.

 

SO, you want some attention from the poo-lice ? get yourself a lurcher :angry: works for me.

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