Real man therapy...lol

[Halfhound 1,229]

18 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Harry was an Irish international and later a manager as I'm sure you know. He came to manage Carlisle United and I met him again at a club dinner. He was exactly the same, quiet, thoughtful, friendly and a  bit shy. Exactly as I remembered him in the fifties.

Top, top man.

Knew the name and that he was a footballer but can’t say I knew any more football was never an interest for me. Nice tales to hear non the less. Makes a nice change from rape gangs, bakery heists and invasions. 

[mackem 31,865]

21 hours ago, jukel123 said:

A while back a convoy of  some 500 fucktard bikers exhibited themselves through Carlisle. 

Masculine overcompensation,I think the first 1% bike gang was in California Vietnam-vets returned from SEA,imagine the frustration of a clapped out Kawasaki in Carlisle when you would much rather be burning rubber on a Harley on the LA freeway.

 

[WILF 53,247]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Masculine overcompensation,I think the first 1% bike gang was in California Vietnam-vets returned from SEA,imagine the frustration of a clapped out Kawasaki in Carlisle when you would much rather be burning rubber on a Harley on the LA freeway.

 

 

[mackem 31,865]

16 minutes ago, WILF said:

 

I like Michael,he is probably the most normal bloke in that clip as soon as I heard “Ginsters…..fridge…..put it on my slate” I thought of @TOMO 

 

[mackem 31,865]

23 hours ago, jukel123 said:

A while back a convoy of  some 500 fucktard bikers exhibited themselves through Carlisle. All the usual suspects were on view, those with nazi helmets, the cowhorn helmets, the monkey bar handlebars and the obligatory denim on leather jackets.

Fair enough whatever turns you on. If membership of Fucktards United makes you feel safe and secure, go for it.

What got me reaching for my blood pressure tablets was the fact that some of the bikers had the job of blocking side streets so that no cars could get amongst the convoy.

I was in a side street waiting to join London road but I was prevented from doing  so by a couple of the fucktards blocking the way with their bikes.

I felt really bullied by the feckers.

I had a kind of hallucination where I confronted all 500 of them and whipped them all simultaneously, leaving concussed, bleeding and dead bodies scattered throughout London road.

But I decided on squirming in my driver's seat, clenching my knuckles and biting my bottom lip. The final agony was when the Mrs caught my body language, laughed herself silly and told me I was an old fool and needed to chill. A very unkind woman at times.

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[jukel123 10,491]

42 minutes ago, mackem said:

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Nah, that was 2009. But if had been, you would no doubt have heard a little old man ranting and gnashing his teeth above the roar of the bikes. And an old lady laughing loudly and telling him to 'calm down ya prick.'lol

[mackem 31,865]

8 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Nah, that was 2009. But if had been, you would no doubt have heard a little old man ranting and gnashing his teeth above the roar of the bikes. And an old lady laughing loudly and telling him to 'calm down ya prick.'lol

If you can't beat them join them,get a Harley and start your mid-life crisis....

[jukel123 10,491]

23 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Nah, that was 2009. But if had been, you would no doubt have heard a little old man ranting and gnashing his teeth above the roar of the bikes. And an old lady laughing loudly and telling him to 'calm down ya prick.'lol

I've got a friend who's a biker. Pleasant, absolutely harmless bloke with a zz top beard. He broke his leg in a bike accident and has very little feeling in it. He fishes on the same beat as I do,  and at least half a dozen times  a season his dodgy leg gets stuck in sand and he has to be rescued. 

He was on one of those biker rallies and they all camped out. They built a bonfire and got pissed. At the emd of the night, they made their way back to their tents. My mate was ten yards from his tent when he went over on his leg. He shouted for help and when nobody came he just went to sleep and slept under the stars. Woke up soaked with morning dew.

He used to get disability payment but it was withdrawn under a crackdown. So he had to find work. After a while he found a job washing green tripe in a slaughter house. Unfortunately his long beard used to be regularly bathed in the stinking tripe water. His mates complained like feck over it. But I was OK sitting next to him as I have no sense of smell. Lol

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[jukel123 10,491]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

If you can't beat them join them,get a Harley and start your mid-life crisis....

Another mid life  crisis?  To tell you the truth I've been on bikes and once I get over 50, I get scared. Not my thing.

[Halfhound 1,229]

https://youtu.be/1f1Jne3UrU4?si=89wvr25UdncYyAtj

[mackem 31,865]

2 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Another mid life  crisis?  To tell you the truth I've been on bikes and once I get over 50, I get scared. Not my thing.

I think the most masculine physically intimidating biker gang I have ever personally seen was a chapter of Dykes on Bikes,a lesbian biker gang,all tattoos and buzz cuts.

[jukel123 10,491]

14 minutes ago, mackem said:

I think the most masculine physically intimidating biker gang I have ever personally seen was a chapter of Dykes on Bikes,a lesbian biker gang,all tattoos and buzz cuts.

If lesbians hate men, why do they dress like us?

 

 

Edited 22 hours ago by jukel123

[mackem 31,865]

12 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

If lesbians hate men, why do they dress like us?

 

 

Thank goodness you edited that Juk,she was quite scary 🫣

[jukel123 10,491]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

Thank goodness you edited that Juk,she was quite scary 🫣

Oh it came up? All I could see was a squiggle, and it wouldn't load on my device.

Joanne Dennehy. Jesus.  a frightening creature. The only woman in the UK to have been given a full life term.

Murdered us poor blokes for sport

[jukel123 10,491]

Thank God we've got the Met to keep us from harm. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjd8y33ze08o