How do I wank him off?

[mitre 546]

Let's go onto another subject how about starmer let's have a rundown on him and the other members of the labour party 

[ditchman 4,255]

On 13/03/2026 at 04:52, mel b said:

Ditchman will know mush.

I said to him one day , " how low can you f***ing go " ,     and he said " well I can manage a jack Russell " .

thought you would be along on this one.....Mels never turned down the oppo for a free gobble ...as long as he could teabag old doggo first...

[mitre 546]

Na sorry let's go on to a other subject 

[mel b 4,854]

2 hours ago, mitre said:

Na sorry let's go on to a other subject 

You seem to be getting a little bit anxious over the subject of wanking a jack Russell off mitre..

Is there something that you need to share with us mate..

You can tell us yknow,  nobody here would take the piss out of you for it.

[mitre 546]

Is this going to be any benefit of collecting the dogs semen is it to implant in a female dog there's plenty of jack Russells around they are a yappy little ankle biting buggers you want a big dog

[mel b 4,854]

2 minutes ago, mitre said:

Is this going to be any benefit of collecting the dogs semen is it to implant in a female dog there's plenty of jack Russells around they are a yappy little ankle biting buggers you want a big dog

Yeah but mush just doesn't find the others attractive mate.

[gunter 4,157]

8 minutes ago, mitre said:

Is this going to be any benefit of collecting the dogs semen is it to implant in a female dog there's plenty of jack Russells around they are a yappy little ankle biting buggers you want a big dog

Nice use of the big words could do better tho

[ditchman 4,255]

16 minutes ago, mel b said:

Yeah but mush just doesn't find the others attractive mate.

puts the dog into dogging eh ?