UFO hit by Hellfire missile

[WILF 50,629]

Just now, Seagull said:

The bog air that potent is it? 

Nah, I thought maybe I could borrow it and take it out over there ? 
Will it be up to it ?

[Seagull 890]

2 minutes ago, WILF said:

Nah, I thought maybe I could borrow it and take it out over there ? 
Will it be up to it ?

That all depends on your postcode at the time,  I don't want the dog getting travel sickness.

[Seagull 890]

I've just asked him, he doesn't like the darkies, must be the South African mastiff in him.

 

[WILF 50,629]

2 hours ago, Seagull said:

I've just asked him, he doesn't like the darkies, must be the South African mastiff in him.

 

Hands up, that’s a cracking animal..fair play to you 

[Halfhound 342]

15 minutes ago, WILF said:

Hands up, that’s a cracking animal..fair play to you 

Poor thing is looking back as if to say look at that silly c**t

[Seagull 890]

6 minutes ago, Halfhound said:

Poor thing is looking back as if to say look at that silly c**t

It's thinking, when is Old Yellow coming to Donny to give me that 5k....

[Halfhound 342]

1 minute ago, Seagull said:

It's thinking, when is Old Yellow coming to Donny to give me that 5k....

Monday 30th if that suits you?

[Seagull 890]

1 minute ago, Halfhound said:

Monday 30th if that suits you?

Payday!!

[mushroom 14,112]

I'll give 3-1 odds Halfhound knocks the traffic cone over and out

1-500 traffic cone ends up in the wrong place/bottles it

No you can't place a bet ya muppet before you ask.

Edited 4 hours ago by mushroom

[Seagull 890]

8 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I'll give 3-1 odds Halfhound knocks the traffic cone over and out

1-500 traffic cone ends up in the wrong place/bottles it

No you can't place a bet ya muppet before you ask.

What's up, scared of losing your money Frodo? 

[Halfhound 342]

17 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Payday!!

Get it sorted then mouthpiece don’t try and get another day of people replying to you over it. Just put the money where your mouth is? Be a man 

[Seagull 890]

Just now, Halfhound said:

Get it sorted then mouthpiece don’t try and get another day of people replying to you over it. Just put the money where your mouth is? Be a man 

You were sorting it weren't you Junky Joe Joyce, are you sending the money by carrier pigeon? 

[WataWalloper 3,745]

13 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I'll give 3-1 odds Halfhound knocks the traffic cone over and out

1-500 traffic cone ends up in the wrong place/bottles it

No you can't place a bet ya muppet before you ask.

I’ll have some that, I’m gonna go against the grain an say seagull turns up, but I wouldn’t like think he gives an ole guy a slap for 5k haha haha 

[Halfhound 342]

2 minutes ago, Seagull said:

You were sorting it weren't you Junky Joe Joyce, are you sending the money by carrier pigeon? 

My daughter will transfer by revolut for me

[Seagull 890]

6 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

I’ll have some that, I’m gonna go against the grain an say seagull turns up, but I wouldn’t like think he gives an ole guy a slap for 5k haha haha 

I tried to be respectful but the truth is coming out now. I was speaking to mC and and he was speaking to gobshite and as far as I know he was telling mC it was for a handshake, I said no chance of a handshake but tell him to come through and the next message I get is that he's a 66 year old FFS, talk about a big let down. And no, I wouldn't lower myself to slapping someone my old man's age unless he did something seriously evil.

Edited 4 hours ago by Seagull