UFO hit by Hellfire missile

[WILF 50,628]

1 minute ago, NEWKID said:

5k for a handshake!!..count me in...who wants it!!.. I'll warn you up front I've got a very strong grip...lol

I’ll do a wave from the car for a grand if anyone’s interested ? lol 

[Seagull 889]

2 minutes ago, NEWKID said:

5k for a handshake!!..count me in...who wants it!!.. I'll warn you up front I've got a very strong grip...lol

5k for a handshake, c**t must think I'm the actual King! Lol

[WILF 50,628]

18 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Simple Boy, I'm more than happy to meet up with him if he insists. But gobshites like you and him have been giving it the big one but little did I know that you pair of faggots really meant meeting up for a cross country run and a handshake in your pathetic attempts to appear alpha by calling me out.

So, seeing as I'm not a horrible c**t and wouldn't dream of hurting a pensioner why don't you take his place Billy big bollocks seeing as there's only a couple of years between us. 

Seeing the state of your part painted house I can see you struggle to pay your bills so here's a chance for you to win a life changing amount for you, what do you say Simple Boy?

Fair play to you lad, you’ve got some tests lined up…..you better get down the gym and take some photos of some weights so that you are fully in shape when the time comes ?

[Seagull 889]

Just now, WILF said:

Fair play to you lad, you’ve got some tests lined up…..you better get down the gym and take some photos of some weights so that you are fully in shape when the time comes ?

Gym for Simple Boy, don't insult me squire.

[Seagull 889]

7 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

The Only person calling folks out on here,and looking a tit,is you Lad.... everyone can clearly see,you throw the insults/challenges out...and then shit your pants,when someone accepts that's a few 'Old boys' now who have accepted...and your found lacking through your own fear..it's all on here in black and white...you couldn't lie straight in bed, You yellow belly cur...

Give me a shout,when your ready for that race... I'm happy to jump in the motor and have a little road trip up to you.....bring a witness to film it,We could All  do with a laugh ...but I won't hold my breath... because sure as day becomes night...you will find an excuse

Beep, beep, beep.

[WILF 50,628]

3 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Gym for Simple Boy, don't insult me squire.

I reckon Dan would kick you all round your resin driveway like an empty can……I can hear the screams of “Please don’t scratch the Tesla” as I type this ! lol 

[TOMO 28,973]

2 minutes ago, WILF said:

I reckon Dan would kick you all round your resin driveway like an empty can……I can hear the screams of “Please don’t scratch the Tesla” as I type this ! lol 

Resin driveway....that's a funny line...lol

Well at least he would have Dan there to repair it after his kicking...

[Seagull 889]

4 minutes ago, WILF said:

I reckon Dan would kick you all round your resin driveway like an empty can……I can hear the screams of “Please don’t scratch the Tesla” as I type this ! lol 

Don't reckon squire, get your money on it. With the winnings you'll be able to add a run to your kennel. Lol

[Daniel cain 49,145]

2 minutes ago, TOMO said:

Resin driveway....that's a funny line...lol

Well at least he would have Dan there to repair it after his kicking...

I can bring a  power washer and a few tools,to put right any damage Tomo

[Seagull 889]

2 minutes ago, TOMO said:

Resin driveway....that's a funny line...lol

Well at least he would have Dan there to repair it after his kicking...

Perhaps you should train him up, all those years of beating up old fogies and bullying teeny boppers will stand you in good stead, under your tutelage he may last 30 secs max.....

[WILF 50,628]

2 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Don't reckon squire, get your money on it. With the winnings you'll be able to add a run to your kennel. Lol

I ain’t got no money, I’m a poor retired pensioner. 
 

We can’t all afford to shop in Sports Direct reduced section and cut about in the latest puma’s you know ! lol 

[Francie, 2,845]

So what's the craic with this ufo then tomo,I can barely see it on the video,like a white ball of light mate?

[WILF 50,628]

4 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

I can bring a  power washer and a few tools,to put right any damage Tomo

Shouldn’t take long seeing as it doesn’t exist ! lol 

[Daniel cain 49,145]

17 minutes ago, Seagull said:

Beep, beep, beep.

I'm awaiting a time and date for this cross country race Doncaster's very own Mo Farah...this is the 3rd time I've asked you and your still sat there making excuses??? I'm not reversing pal,I've accepted your plastic challenge....if it makes you feel better,I'll run it bare footed...and chuck an extra 25 kg in a bag? Can't be no fairer than that?

[WILF 50,628]

1 minute ago, Daniel cain said:

I'm awaiting a time and date for this cross country race Doncaster's very own Mo Farah...this is the 3rd time I've asked you and your still sat there making excuses??? I'm not reversing pal,I've accepted your plastic challenge....if it makes you feel better,I'll run it bare footed...and chuck an extra 25 kg in a bag? Can't be no fairer than that?

Just drive to Doncaster and ask anyone if they know where the hardest, richest man in Donny lives and they will point you in the right direction…..don’t go too early mind, he has to drop the other station cleaners off when the shift finishes, designated driver see as they make the gonk stay in the van because he can’t be trusted with a broom and black plastic bag ! lol