130,000 MPH

[dai dogs 1,966]

31 Atlas.. some asteroid or something else heading towards earth That’s the least of my problems 

[waltjnr 7,916]

16 minutes ago, dai dogs said:

31 Atlas.. some asteroid or something else heading towards earth That’s the least of my problems 

Nah grabs motor braking 

[Seagull 358]

Sorry, I thought you was talking about my new motor.....

[WataWalloper 3,392]

Says on the internet it’s a fleet a ships coming for us, I hope there more like Paul than predator haha 

[mushroom 14,023]

130,000mph is a bit slow on the Au speedometer

 

[WataWalloper 3,392]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

130,000mph is a bit slow on the Au speedometer

 

Real slow compared to a certain white dog from hull haha 

[WataWalloper 3,392]

Let’s all take a minute to remember ole Scotty was first to say there would be an alien invasion soon haha or a fake one anyways I think it was haha

[mushroom 14,023]

3 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

Let’s all take a minute to remember ole Scotty was first to say there would be an alien invasion soon haha or a fake one anyways I think it was haha

Or more fuucking immigrants FFS

 

[WataWalloper 3,392]

7 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Or more fuucking immigrants FFS

 

Be like district 9 when they get here haha prawns an paki’s everywhere haha 

[mushroom 14,023]

8 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

Be like district 9 when they get here haha prawns an paki’s everywhere haha 

That film does have me in stitches. It's his lines in his accent that gets me

Plus, they wanted to go home lol

[WataWalloper 3,392]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

That film does have me in stitches. It's his lines in his accent that gets me

Plus, they wanted to go home lol

One my faves. Got to do a sequel, that Wikus cracked me up, some best acting I ever saw haha 

[mushroom 14,023]

3 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

One my faves. Got to do a sequel, that Wikus cracked me up, some best acting I ever saw haha 

Plays some good parts in other films too. He has a wit in his voice that just cracks me up

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,812]

2 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

Be like district 9 when they get here haha prawns an paki’s everywhere haha 

Like hull 

[Francie, 2,765]

3 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

Let’s all take a minute to remember ole Scotty was first to say there would be an alien invasion soon haha or a fake one anyways I think it was haha

I thought it was gona be another nasa whopper,I mean space shuttle re-entering or something haha

Ps it was me that told yous about a fake alien invasion coming in near future,years ago don come on mate lol

[mushroom 14,023]

2 hours ago, Francie, said:

I thought it was gona be another nasa whopper,I mean space shuttle re-entering or something haha

Ps it was me that told yous about a fake alien invasion coming in near future,years ago don come on mate lol

It's ok, calm down it ain't the second cuming. (If I cum two times does that count?) Asking for a friend

Lets face it.... Jesus hates me and that's just the Latino cnut who won't sell me beer after hours. Imagine what the real thing will do to me lol.

This is why I'm Buddhist.

Fuuck me it's 3am I'm gan for.....

Pizza

Promise I'll clean up after with holy water from Lourdes (another story for another day, my mum still hates on me for that faux pas), I drank the bottle