100 Men vs 1 Gorilla.

[Welsh_red 4,979]

4 hours ago, Pardus said:

I'd say it wouldn't even take half that amount of normal people, no bother.

My point about normal people would be this 

Normal people have probably been in a couple of half fights , when younger , when drunk 

Zero fighting experience to draw from . Now while one is grabbing a gorilla's arm and he's being shaken about a bit,   the gorilla is chewing on another person's head . Seing that would surely make the person lose his grip and bottle a bit 

I'm all for stupid conversation like this , half my time in pubs is spent arguing over crazy hypotheticals 

You'd need every single person to be totally devoid of fear of death , willing to get tore apart for the greater good . Problem is the very vast majority would cower witnessing the first person who got ripped 

[Welsh_red 4,979]

I put it into chat gpt and got this 

In a purely hypothetical fight between 100 unarmed average people and one silverback gorilla, the gorilla would almost certainly win, especially if the people are not coordinating well.

 

Here’s why:

 

Strength: A silverback gorilla is up to 10 times stronger than an average human.

 

Speed & Agility: Gorillas can run at speeds up to 20-25 mph, climb, and leap effectively.

 

Aggression: When threatened, they become incredibly aggressive and dangerous.

 

Durability: Their muscle density and thick bones make them extremely hard to injure or restrain without weapons.

 

Coordination: 100 people aren’t likely to act in perfect unison, especially under panic and fear.

 

 

Even with numbers, most people would be too afraid or physically unable to do significant damage, and the gorilla could likely incapacitate or kill many before being overwhelmed—if at all.

 

Would you like a breakdown of different scenarios (e.g., if the people had basic tools or were trained)?

 

 

[Pardus 1,609]

25 minutes ago, Welsh_red said:

I put it into chat gpt and got this 

In a purely hypothetical fight between 100 unarmed average people and one silverback gorilla, the gorilla would almost certainly win, especially if the people are not coordinating well.

 

Here’s why:

 

Strength: A silverback gorilla is up to 10 times stronger than an average human.

 

Speed & Agility: Gorillas can run at speeds up to 20-25 mph, climb, and leap effectively.

 

Aggression: When threatened, they become incredibly aggressive and dangerous.

 

Durability: Their muscle density and thick bones make them extremely hard to injure or restrain without weapons.

 

Coordination: 100 people aren’t likely to act in perfect unison, especially under panic and fear.

 

 

Even with numbers, most people would be too afraid or physically unable to do significant damage, and the gorilla could likely incapacitate or kill many before being overwhelmed—if at all.

 

Would you like a breakdown of different scenarios (e.g., if the people had basic tools or were trained)?

 

 

My results were quite different.

 

 

In a purely hypothetical fight between a silverback gorilla and one man named Greb, Greb would win—despite 100 average unarmed men failing in the same scenario.

Here’s why:

Strength: Greb possesses abnormal, almost unnatural strength—developed through extreme, unorthodox training. Not just gym-strong, but tendon-ripping, joint-snapping strong.

Gameness: Unlike average men who panic or freeze, Greb has an iron will. He keeps coming forward, no matter the pain or odds, with total fearlessness.

Rage: Greb fights in a cold, calculated fury—his rage is not chaotic, but harnessed. It sharpens his reactions and dulls his pain. He becomes more dangerous the longer the fight goes on.

Resilience: His body can take punishment that would kill a normal man. Broken ribs, blood loss, dislocations—Greb pushes through it all, undeterred.

Instinct: Greb doesn’t just fight with skill—he feels violence. His reactions are primal, refined, and brutally efficient. Where others hesitate, he strikes with finality.

Where 100 men would be overwhelmed by fear, chaos, and a lack of coordination, Greb wins because he doesn't break. He turns the fight into a test of will, and in that domain, the gorilla loses.

Would you like this expanded into a comparison chart or visual breakdown?

Edited April 30 by Pardus

[Daniel cain 48,189]

You need to give the Samaritans a call pal... your heads f****d..sat there dreaming about fighting monkeys and shit...

[Pardus 1,609]

8 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

You need to give the Samaritans a call pal... your heads f****d..sat there dreaming about fighting monkeys and shit...

Not me, it's all over the tinternet.

[WataWalloper 3,261]

Didn’t Mike Tyson offer some zookeeper a few quid to let him have a square go with a silverback haha sayin that tho he did raise tigers haha 

[iworkwhippets 13,130]

It's 3 pages now stools,   they will.follow you like lambs to a slaughter,   hey up, that includes silly me 

[waltjnr 7,875]

Well I've sorted it Doncaster race course, please show up ,busting a gorilla out of Woburn ain't easy ,young male ,highly sexed, will bum you to death ,you couldn't pull a coon off your Mrs, the gorilla will destroy you ! 

You'd be straight up for a rematch tho !!

[Pardus 1,609]

41 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

Well I've sorted it Doncaster race course, please show up ,busting a gorilla out of Woburn ain't easy ,young male ,highly sexed, will bum you to death ,you couldn't pull a coon off your Mrs, the gorilla will destroy you ! 

You'd be straight up for a rematch tho !!

I heard when you caught Leroy stuck up your Gertrude you tucked them in.....

[Pardus 1,609]

1 hour ago, WataWalloper said:

Didn’t Mike Tyson offer some zookeeper a few quid to let him have a square go with a silverback haha sayin that tho he did raise tigers haha 

Yeah so he says, i doubt he would given the chance though. Lol

Edited April 30 by Pardus

[Welsh_red 4,979]

 

 

 

[Pardus 1,609]

10 minutes ago, Welsh_red said:

 

 

 

They fight like Walt and his boyfriend FFS, 100 men my backside, 10-15 at most.

Edited April 30 by Pardus

[TRUEBRIT66 2,053]

12 hours ago, Pardus said:

My results were quite different.

 

 

In a purely hypothetical fight between a silverback gorilla and one man named Greb, Greb would win—despite 100 average unarmed men failing in the same scenario.

Here’s why:

Strength: Greb possesses abnormal, almost unnatural strength—developed through extreme, unorthodox training. Not just gym-strong, but tendon-ripping, joint-snapping strong.

Gameness: Unlike average men who panic or freeze, Greb has an iron will. He keeps coming forward, no matter the pain or odds, with total fearlessness.

Rage: Greb fights in a cold, calculated fury—his rage is not chaotic, but harnessed. It sharpens his reactions and dulls his pain. He becomes more dangerous the longer the fight goes on.

Resilience: His body can take punishment that would kill a normal man. Broken ribs, blood loss, dislocations—Greb pushes through it all, undeterred.

Instinct: Greb doesn’t just fight with skill—he feels violence. His reactions are primal, refined, and brutally efficient. Where others hesitate, he strikes with finality.

Where 100 men would be overwhelmed by fear, chaos, and a lack of coordination, Greb wins because he doesn't break. He turns the fight into a test of will, and in that domain, the gorilla loses.

Would you like this expanded into a comparison chart or visual breakdown?

Or you could sit down chat with him for 5 minutes and bore him to death

[Pardus 1,609]

57 minutes ago, TRUEBRIT66 said:

Or you could sit down chat with him for 5 minutes and bore him to death

One of your keyboard immigration chats would be enough to drive it to suicide.

[TRUEBRIT66 2,053]

15 minutes ago, Pardus said:

One of your keyboard immigration chats would be enough to drive it to suicide.

Shit comeback mate your losing your touch, must try harder!