Muntjac

[Bangersanmash 4,846]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

I’d say they are a pair a fannies mate. Equally as sad as each other haha starting to think they could be ai bots tho haha haha 

Honest mate he's f***ing winding me the f**k up. Better things to do than back and forth. Guy says 4 o'clock racks up at 3. Parks up near shell petrol station arse end tight up near entrance toward ponti. Told him what motor I was in and 15 mins away in traffic. So the c**t will have seen me pull in the big carpark down the side. It's out of the way of preying eyes. Not people in and out of the Cafe. He knew what he was doing from sending the message yesterday. Sounds like he's done it to a few on here. 

[WataWalloper 3,261]

3 minutes ago, Pardus said:

It does take one to know one.

Surely even just statistically speaking the ammount times you’ve meant to have met up with somebody, you’d have bumped into somebody by now haha 

[Pardus 1,609]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

Surely even just statistically speaking the ammount times you’ve meant to have met up with somebody, you’d have bumped into somebody by now haha 

Yeah, I need to stop entertaining hide & seek champs. Lol

[WataWalloper 3,261]

Just now, Pardus said:

Yeah, I need to stop entertaining hide & seek champs. Lol

You ain’t doing too bad on points yourself haha haha 

[Pardus 1,609]

1 minute ago, Bangersanmash said:

Honest mate he's f***ing winding me the f**k up. Better things to do than back and forth. Guy says 4 o'clock racks up at 3. Parks up near shell petrol station arse end tight up near entrance toward ponti. Told him what motor I was in and 15 mins away in traffic. So the c**t will have seen me pull in the big carpark down the side. It's out of the way of preying eyes. Not people in and out of the Cafe. He knew what he was doing from sending the message yesterday. Sounds like he's done it to a few on here. 

The story gets more elaborate after every can you drink, you'd win a booker prize guaranteed. 

[Pardus 1,609]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

You ain’t doing too bad on points yourself haha haha 

I'm winning 2-0, hopefully it will be third time lucky.

[WataWalloper 3,261]

Just now, Pardus said:

I'm winning 2-0, hopefully it will be third time lucky.

Aye at last to be found haha funny ain’t it that nobody, no body, not a single person on here has met ye haha haha strange that in itself haha

[Pardus 1,609]

4 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said:

 

 

 

“No-Show at Red Becks”

 

Pardus waited, fists clenched tight,

At Red Becks Café, ready to fight.

He’d called out Bangers, bold and loud—

But the car park stayed bare, no crowd.

 

In the hedge, Bangers lay low,

Watching it all from the evening glow.

Binoculars up, nerves in a knot—

“Too big, too mad… best not get caught.”

 

Pardus laughed as the night grew cold,

“Ran from a fight, just like I told.”

And Bangers slipped off, safe but slow,

Texting his mates, “He didn’t show.”

He was looking for a scrap in the deepest of slop, but Bangers was hiding in Jay's Gun Shop.

[Bangersanmash 4,846]

9 minutes ago, gunter said:

Bangers in the name of f**k I wouldn't like to do a crime with you your like a canary 20 year for breaking a jaw your not killing him your punching him about a bit then going home you've signed away 20 year in the clink 

Section 20 is a charge . One down from section 18. I've been charged before got dropped from section 18 to 20. Still carries some decent jail though. Puncing him lol. 

[Pardus 1,609]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

Aye at last to be found haha funny ain’t it that nobody, no body, not a single person on here has met ye haha haha strange that in itself haha

If you want to meet me why don't you come to Scotties when I go pick up the pup? Don't tell me, moles. Lol

[Pardus 1,609]

1 minute ago, Bangersanmash said:

Section 20 is a charge . One down from section 18. I've been charged before got dropped from section 18 to 20. Still carries some decent jail though. Puncing him lol. 

I didn't know you'd get jail for making someone laugh uncontrollably? 

[Bangersanmash 4,846]

6 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said:

 

 

 

“No-Show at Red Becks”

 

Pardus waited, fists clenched tight,

At Red Becks Café, ready to fight.

He’d called out Bangers, bold and loud—

But the car park stayed bare, no crowd.

 

In the hedge, Bangers lay low,

Watching it all from the evening glow.

Binoculars up, nerves in a knot—

“Too big, too mad… best not get caught.”

 

Pardus laughed as the night grew cold,

“Ran from a fight, just like I told.”

And Bangers slipped off, safe but slow,

Texting his mates, “He didn’t show.”

f**k me another comedian. . Hunting life's greats. Coming out of the wood work. 

[WataWalloper 3,261]

Just now, Pardus said:

If you want to meet me why don't you come to Scotties when I go pick up the pup? Don't tell me, moles. Lol

Why fcuk would I wanna meet you haha haha you want a hug or summat haha haha hold such a high opinion of yaself, I couldn’t care what you do, but you put up here an folk will laugh at ye haha haha

[Bangersanmash 4,846]

Just now, Pardus said:

I didn't know you'd get jail for making someone laugh uncontrollably? 

Big man now your back on here. You was foot on the peddle In the carpark. Taking your quick images. More interested taking pics of cafe than looking out for my motor. Love how when a told you what motor im coming in you didn't reply what motor you was in. 

[Pardus 1,609]

Just now, WataWalloper said:

Why fcuk would I wanna meet you haha haha you want a hug or summat haha haha hold such a high opinion of yaself, I couldn’t care what you do, but you put up here an folk will laugh at ye haha haha

You've just said it's funny how nobody has met me, and, I don't know anyone off here so why would I be meeting loads of folk. I'm not like you asking all and sundry to come for a cuppa tea. Haha