Squirrel_Basher 17,102 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, jukel123 said: On holiday in Italy, the police boarded a train me and the Mrs were on. They went through the train asking Italians for ID cards and tourists for passports. We had left ours in our room safe at the hotel. I knew it was a technical requirement to carry passports but I thought, in reality, nobody would bother. There were 3 cops with their peaked caps pulled low over their eyes. They tried to frighten us by pretending to be discussing our lack of passports in serious whispering tones. They asked for bank cards but we refused to give them over. I told them to ring the British embassy and at that they promptly f****d off. That's no way to live. Didn’t you tell them you were part of the thl massive . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,292 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, foxdropper said: Didn’t you tell them you were part of the thl massive . Yes I did. I said " look, don't try and throw a scare into us mate. I'm a member of the THL massive. Degos and spicks don't go down too well on THL. So here's the f****n deal. Piss off with your tail between your legs or else I will unleash Wilf on you. By the way, your pasta and spaghetti are tasteless shit, your tanks only have reverse gear and your footballers are diving big girls blouses. They were visibly shaken when I mentioned Wilf and slunk away with their tails between their legs. Edited February 23, 2023 by jukel123 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,938 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 Hard to imagine their was a time when your national insurance number or card was enough proof of who you were. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,145 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 25 minutes ago, jukel123 said: On holiday in Italy, the police boarded a train me and the Mrs were on. They went through the train asking Italians for ID cards and tourists for passports. We had left ours in our room safe at the hotel. I knew it was a technical requirement to carry passports but I thought, in reality, nobody would bother. There were 3 cops with their peaked caps pulled low over their eyes. They tried to frighten us by pretending to be discussing our lack of passports in serious whispering tones. They asked for bank cards but we refused to give them over. I told them to ring the British embassy and at that they promptly f****d off. That's no way to live. They must have thought you were Ronnie Pickering 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,292 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, low plains drifter said: They must have thought you were Ronnie Pickering Ronnie Pickering was mentioned but it was the Mrs who resembled him not me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,145 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 27 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Ronnie Pickering was mentioned but it was the Mrs who resembled him not me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 15,671 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 hour ago, low plains drifter said: They must have thought you were Ronnie Pickering he was having a pint went i went for something to eat the other day 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,145 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 hours ago, mC HULL said: he was having a pint went i went for something to eat the other day Steak pie or Quiche? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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