iworkwhippets 13,234 Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 Not long been stood at my front door, its a beautiful day once again, theres this bloke over the road stood outside his home, arms folded in just his pants n vest, i looked over at him and he bawled back, can i help you, i could tell by his voice he was turning nasty, so i just came inside and shut the door, War on the horizon, covid creeping back, train strikes, mail workers are at it, nurses are at it barristers want more, folks cant afford to heat there homes, blackouts come winter on the horizon, liz truss her cabinets against her, kwarteng copt laughing at the queens funeral, warm banks so folks can escape the cold , folks on here we afflictions , f**k me , surgery keeps texting me fer covid n flu jab, despitr me telling em no thank you, ambulance at front door yesterday, they are talking about going on strike, oh, and as you all are aware, im in sheltered housing, last night i got up go loo, i mistakenly pulled the emergency cord instead of the light switch, eh, that caused a stink, 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 Bought a place, one time, Keithy, found a pull cord in the bedroom. Quite low down on a wall. Ignored it. For ages. Had to, in the end, didn't I? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,234 Posted October 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Bought a place, one time, Keithy, found a pull cord in the bedroom. Quite low down on a wall. Ignored it. For ages. Had to, in the end, didn't I? lol easy done ken, it was 2am.i just fell out my pit and into the loo, half asleep, next min, are you alright mr ..... am i fcuk i replied, they had to laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,690 Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 Men died in two world wars so we’d have the freedom to stand cross armed in our underpants, on our own doorsteps, surveying all around us.., and without being gawped at by some nosey owd bugger over the road. Have a fcukin word wi yer sen man 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,234 Posted October 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 Just now, pesky1972 said: Men died in two world wars so we’d have the freedom to stand cross armed in our underpants, on our own doorsteps, surveying all around us.., and without being gawped at by some nosey owd bugger over the road. Have a fcukin word wi yer sen man go f**k yassen 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 28,538 Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 I dunno , Kieth. I'm not long back in from having the dogs out and an hour or two at the Allotments. Now I'm sitting in the man cave, listening to Smooth radio, sipping a nice white wine, plate of pate' and crackers, not a care in the world.......and you have to go and spoil it ! Cheers. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shovel leaner 7,650 Posted October 10, 2022 Report Share Posted October 10, 2022 That cheered me up . Made me realise that my life could be a lot worse . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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