mushroom 14,102 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 The Mrs and me decided to take a weekend break. Went to Salou because there are no tourist at the mo..... took dickhead out for a run with the skates.... the roads are uneven Just took a tumble infront of about 100 people at full break neck speed. Bron was running a full pelt, pulling me. Skates hit a shit bit in the road and I went flying Covered in claret and the dog looking at me like "what have you done" didn't help for the audience! Fuucking limped off with my tail between his legs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,566 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 were that you? Just seen video on Facebook 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 No picture it didn’t happen ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,102 Posted May 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 37 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: were that you? Just seen video on Facebook Fuuck off! I would find that funny though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,102 Posted May 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 minute ago, socks said: No picture it didn’t happen ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 “Covered In claret” for fukc sake I’ve had bigger scratches on my bell end after dry bumming a local skank ........ 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,102 Posted May 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, socks said: “Covered In claret” for fukc sake I’ve had bigger scratches on my bell end after dry bumming a local skank ........ It bled a lot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 Fukcing fanny ...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,102 Posted May 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 minute ago, socks said: Fukcing fanny ...... I swear, I was covered So much so, that as I said... the police stopped me asking if I was ok... then I got told off for using the dickhead as a rollerblade taxi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,462 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 What I can't stop thinking about is; There's now about a hundred people saying to their friends: " And this fukking Dwarf comes skidding down the road! He's on Roller Blades. Being Dragged, hell for leather by a fukking Dog! Then, he goes flying arse over tit right in front of us! Covered in fukkin' claret, he was! " And their friends are like; " Oh, yeah? Fuuuuuk Oooooff!!! " 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,102 Posted May 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 If it's on Facebook/t'internet I would love to see it It was a real spill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,462 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: If it's on Facebook/t'internet I would love to see it I'd pay fukking good money! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,102 Posted May 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'd pay fukking good money! Me too Just to see the fuucking look on the dog's face 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,694 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,566 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 24 minutes ago, mushroom said: If it's on Facebook/t'internet I would love to see it It was a real spill Its going viral mate lad from Ghana sent it me 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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