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The easiest grant available to business owners is the business rates grant, if you pay no rates on your unit (so get small business rates relief, I think that is under 14k a year rent) you are entitled to £10k grant money through the council (rates office) dead easy to apply for and money in 48.hours...

If you pay business rates on your unit I think you can claim up to £50k

This is grant money, so nothing to pay back...

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1 hour ago, Greyman said:

Got nearly 40 years of self employment stamps but because I had a break then started a new company I don’t qualify not that I am asking for anything but for my own bank to come out with that shit  after the tens of thousands they have earned off me over the years is a disgrace and if they ever pick up the phone they are about to find out just how pissed off I am ✌️

Give your head a wobble , it's probably been an automatically sent letter because your accounts been inactive, it doesn't matter how much money as been through your account or even if your the best customer in your local branch , the way of banking is not personal any more everything is automated 

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25 minutes ago, Chid said:

Give your head a wobble , it's probably been an automatically sent letter because your accounts been inactive, it doesn't matter how much money as been through your account or even if your the best customer in your local branch , the way of banking is not personal any more everything is automated 

Could not really give a f**k mate I,ve been on lockdown for 3 months am still within my limit and don’t expect to get a shitty letter like that, if you have an automated machine churning out shitty letters turn the f****r off during a time of national crisis, I,m not asking anyone for money, I was born to survive and always will, but I don’t think A people should be receiving that shite in the post and B saying oh well it’s just a computer or it’s a standard letter, if I feel offended I will bite back and after spending 30 minutes on the phone telling them what a load of c**ts they are I,m now waiting for a call and an apology from the bank manager

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3 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Could not really give a f**k mate I,ve been on lockdown for 3 months am still within my limit and don’t expect to get a shitty letter like that, if you have an automated machine churning out shitty letters turn the f****r off during a time of national crisis, I,m not asking anyone for money, I was born to survive and always will, but I don’t think A people should be receiving that shite in the post and B saying oh well it’s just a computer or it’s a standard letter, if I feel offended I will bite back and after spending 30 minutes on the phone telling them what a load of c**ts they are I,m now waiting for a call and an apology from the bank manager

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2 hours ago, NEWKID said:

Do you rent the unit mate?

I provide labour only mate my unit and all the gear is payed for direct by the company, I just manage the incoming and outgoing stock and do the reworking of the gear while it’s in the warehouse, not really to worried about grants and handouts just very pissed of that the bank that should be helping in times of difficulty are trying to stick the boot in as well, anyways an apology was all I was after so the £55 is just a little bonus and a confirmation they were in the wrong, I’m happy now, ✌️✌️

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6 hours ago, Greyman said:

I provide labour only mate my unit and all the gear is payed for direct by the company, I just manage the incoming and outgoing stock and do the reworking of the gear while it’s in the warehouse, not really to worried about grants and handouts just very pissed of that the bank that should be helping in times of difficulty are trying to stick the boot in as well, anyways an apology was all I was after so the £55 is just a little bonus and a confirmation they were in the wrong, I’m happy now, ✌️✌️

Nice one mate...

Banks are c**ts generally...lol

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10 hours ago, Greyman said:

I provide labour only mate my unit and all the gear is payed for direct by the company, I just manage the incoming and outgoing stock and do the reworking of the gear while it’s in the warehouse, not really to worried about grants and handouts just very pissed of that the bank that should be helping in times of difficulty are trying to stick the boot in as well, anyways an apology was all I was after so the £55 is just a little bonus and a confirmation they were in the wrong, I’m happy now, ✌️✌️

I'm glad you got it sorted with a sweetener mate :good:

 

Generally, banks are financial institutions, run by c**ts for their own good - they'll make the right noises when everyone is looking but, in reality, they couldn't give a toss about blokes like us.

 ....... They're just a necessary evil nowadays. 

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