iworkwhippets 13,348 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Hey up, Well what a lovely day eh, so whats on the agenda today then, mmmm, let me see, right, bedding wants doing, its walking itself out the bedroom, curtains want washing, housework wants doing, clothes to be washed, ive got lunch to think about, Doreen up street wants me rehang a kitchen cupboard, ive had nowt to eat yet, ive had a lie in, grasses want cutting front n back, privets want cutting, I need a wash n shave, i need shopping, cant make mash with out spuds car wants cleaning i need to do summat about the infestation of rats around the back afore i go missing, on second thoughts leave the varmints alone, they are company,, hope ive cheered up your day, 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,360 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Good morning Keith Crack on and get it all done mate - you'll be glad you did when it's all done. Then, later on you can settle down for a nice glass of something - it'll be a warm evening again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,642 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 well im still stuck in house after a accident,cant waite to get back to normal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,348 Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 never envisaged myself ending up like this, but lots of you persevered with me when my lady passed, never a wrong word, and offers of help, that's why im here now, anyways enough grovelling ya load of scrotes, lol that kitchen cupboard, jesus Christ I nearly hung missen neh mind cupboard, bit of a balancing act on my tod, but I left her well pleased, bugger off im a gentleman, but the sweats rolling off me places you don't wanna no, so im off for a scrub, none of us no what lies around the corner eh, just have to make best of it 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,348 Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, j j m said: well im still stuck in house after a accident,cant waite to get back to normal get well soon matey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 27,165 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Well done Keith your good turn for the day. Your banter always makes me smile keep it up mate. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,348 Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 thanks all, not been a bad day today, a bit of company Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,384 Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) Glad to hear you've had a good day Keith. I sarted the day with bacon butties and a bit of exercise. Got ripped off buying a new phone cable. Took the dog for a walk. Got shouted at by the security guard in Lidl for tying him up to an emergency exit Searched for a job, fired off some CV's. Gonna listen to some banging tunes on the roof terrace with a cheeky beer and happy cigarette then later off out skating with the dog. Edited May 19, 2020 by mushroom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,348 Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Got my head down about tea time, I cum over all funnyive just woken up, but im buggered if I no whos house this is 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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