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Yellow Beetroot

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No. Straining too hard for a dump is usually what causes piles in men.

 

If yellow beetroot is causing you constipation,  it could be a contributing factor but, that on it's own won't be giving you piles.

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Really, I think beetroot is considered a superfood in this day and age and only if your mate is trying to force them out his arsehole intact will they contribute to piles, were does your mate live?? the dark ages I,m assuming 

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38 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Really, I think beetroot is considered a superfood in this day and age and only if your mate is trying to force them out his arsehole intact will they contribute to piles, were does your mate live?? the dark ages I,m assuming 

Made me laugh there lol

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They are delicious when chopped into small pieces and roasted with olive oil and white peppercorns. 

The exit is less pleasant. 

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4 hours ago, Torquemada said:

They are delicious when chopped into small pieces and roasted with olive oil and white peppercorns. 

The exit is less pleasant. 

You obviously share your friends love of yellow beetroot and by the sounds of it a sore arse as well, are you both using the beetroot during foreplay ??  😂

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19 minutes ago, walshie said:

Has your friend tried chewing his food?

Maybe his friend is known for sucking beetroot through a straw and calls farmer giles speed bumps

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Yellow beetroot play no part in any naughtiness that I get involved in. 

I think some of you chaps need to reflect on the morality of the humble yellow beetroot. Kinky devils that you are.

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